Still only one…

posted on 31 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

master-pubic-accountants

Shhh I’m counting hairs.
Photo courtesy of Jessie.

20 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Either hairy or boney

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Could be Brazilian

  3. seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Are they at least private pubic accountants?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    You may find one in your area.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    They go over your business with a fine-tooth comb.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:26 am |

    Founded by Short & Curley.

  7. seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    – Mommy, what is accountant?
    – It’s just a man with a beard on the wrong place, honey.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    Their reputation is untainted.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:03 am |

    I’ll bet all the apprentice pubic accountants get all the dirty work.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    I’ve heard of rebate accountants. Maybe these are master-bate accountants.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    Did you hear about the pubic accountant who lost control and got the sack?

  12. Chris | 5:50 am |

    I hear the boss is a real dick.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:54 am |

    What would the government refund me if I file my tax return with them?

  14. Long Tom | 6:24 am |

    When I had a computer science course in college, the female professor wrote “PUBIC DOMAIN” on the whiteboard, and I pointed it out to her. She quickly corrected it. (I am not making this up.)

  15. Big Fat Cat | 7:03 am |

    @Long Tom 6:24: My high school Physics teacher once told the class : Like poles attract, unlike poles repel and I quickly corrected him. He looked suspiciously gay to me.

  16. coffeebot | 8:59 am |

    Moter would not approve.

  17. Eggrish | 12:42 pm |

    Filing your tax returns doesn’t have to be a hair-pulling experience – or it could – if you want.

  18. Long Tom | 7:06 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12446306/

  19. Marum | 6:55 am |

    I think that has been mooted before:

    ATO FORM 041OE.

    4″ to 6″; normal tax applicable.
    6″ to 8″; growth tax assessable .
    8′ to 10″ : Luxury tax applies.
    10″ + : luxury + capital gains tax on individual basis on excess over 10″.

    Under 4″ : Development grant may be applied for.

    Please consult you Pubic Accountant

  20. Peter | 10:50 am |

    Ugh, let’s keep that private.

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