That stream is not a beverage…

posted on 6 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Wildlife-is-not-food

…except these parrots. They taste great.

Photo courtesy of Chris Neilsen.
Found in China.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    False advertising

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not a table

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Try telling that to a tiger.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Then why are they made of meat?

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem, I domestic-ate it.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You look tame. Would you like to come home for dinner? 😈

  7. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I can remember the Cartoon of Bugs Bunny in the cooking pot.

    “What’s cookin doc.”

  8. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    If wildlife is not food, then why are the little buggers so delicious?

  9. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Koalas are definitely not food!

    Apparently the first settlers in Oz were so short of food they tried to eat koalas. They apparently taste like a piece of steak, which has been marinated in Eucalyptus oil for 24 hrs. EERRRK!!!

    I do note however, even the aborigines never ate Koalas.

  10. Marum | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Spotted Quoll Fricassee, with a side dish of Bilby and Water Lily Bulbs.

  11. Pete | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    La fauna silvestre no es la comida!
    -Presidente Maduro

  12. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you know that Australia is the only country which eats its Coat of Arms.

    ♫I have an alternative to KFC,
    Serving spiced and fried el Gato.
    Put Skippy on the grill,
    And some Emu if you will,
    Cook them nice and rare,
    With some red wine if you dare,
    And serve them on a bread-roll,
    With some onions and tomato.♪

    Sori tumas about that; el gato (Esp) = Tomcat.

  13. Marum | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0459.

    ?Me puedo comer a los campesinos

  14. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernoon 0404.

    A table? Maybe not.

    But sheet polycarbonate makes a great cutting board.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Wildlife not found. People destroyed it all. Please wait …

  16. Long Tom | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ben Franklin proposed making the turkey instead of the bald eagle the national symbol of the USA. If he had succeeded, our food industry would have been a national embarrassment.

  17. Long Tom | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign should have said, “Wildlife is not food for human consumption.”

  18. Frank Burns | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “I beg to differ!” -Ted Nugent

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! This table is empty!
    – I’m afraid you made a mistake, Madam. Kitchen is right behind those palm trees.

  20. Chris | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who taught the parrots to say “Eat me?”

  21. Pete | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns 5:5:55:

    I have a hard time seeing Ted Nugent willingly begging for much of anything.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is Wildlife? I think he’s already eaten by someone.

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 11:13 am: True, that. When you can shiat your own heel-spurs, why beg?

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese are missing out on an opportunity!
    https://www.traveldudes.org/travel-tips/darwins-popular-roadkill-cafe/2976

  25. Droll not Troll | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Scratch my last comment. It seems the Chinese are already eating whatever they find. 😯

  26. Lora | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of Bruce, the shark in Finding Nemo: “Fish are friends, not food”.

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