That stream is not a beverage…

posted on 6 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs


…except these parrots. They taste great.

Photo courtesy of Chris Neilsen.
Found in China.

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    False advertising

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    This is not a table

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:04 am |

    Try telling that to a tiger.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Then why are they made of meat?

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |

    No problem, I domestic-ate it.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    You look tame. Would you like to come home for dinner? 😈

  7. Marum | 4:39 am |

    I can remember the Cartoon of Bugs Bunny in the cooking pot.

    “What’s cookin doc.”

  8. Marum | 4:40 am |

    If wildlife is not food, then why are the little buggers so delicious?

  9. Marum | 4:51 am |

    Koalas are definitely not food!

    Apparently the first settlers in Oz were so short of food they tried to eat koalas. They apparently taste like a piece of steak, which has been marinated in Eucalyptus oil for 24 hrs. EERRRK!!!

    I do note however, even the aborigines never ate Koalas.

  10. Marum | 4:53 am |

    Spotted Quoll Fricassee, with a side dish of Bilby and Water Lily Bulbs.

  11. Pete | 4:59 am |

    La fauna silvestre no es la comida!
    -Presidente Maduro

  12. Marum | 5:04 am |

    Do you know that Australia is the only country which eats its Coat of Arms.

    ♫I have an alternative to KFC,
    Serving spiced and fried el Gato.
    Put Skippy on the grill,
    And some Emu if you will,
    Cook them nice and rare,
    With some red wine if you dare,
    And serve them on a bread-roll,
    With some onions and tomato.♪

    Sori tumas about that; el gato (Esp) = Tomcat.

  13. Marum | 5:09 am |

    @Pete 0459.

    ?Me puedo comer a los campesinos

  14. Marum | 5:18 am |

    @Algernoon 0404.

    A table? Maybe not.

    But sheet polycarbonate makes a great cutting board.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |

    WARNING: Wildlife not found. People destroyed it all. Please wait …

  16. Long Tom | 5:28 am |

    Ben Franklin proposed making the turkey instead of the bald eagle the national symbol of the USA. If he had succeeded, our food industry would have been a national embarrassment.

  17. Long Tom | 5:29 am |

    The sign should have said, “Wildlife is not food for human consumption.”

  18. Frank Burns | 5:55 am |

    “I beg to differ!” -Ted Nugent

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:35 am |

    – Waiter! This table is empty!
    – I’m afraid you made a mistake, Madam. Kitchen is right behind those palm trees.

  20. Chris | 8:07 am |

    Who taught the parrots to say “Eat me?”

  21. Pete | 11:13 am |

    @Frank Burns 5:5:55:

    I have a hard time seeing Ted Nugent willingly begging for much of anything.

  22. Big Fat Cat | 1:56 pm |

    Who is Wildlife? I think he’s already eaten by someone.

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:03 pm |

    @Pete | 11:13 am: True, that. When you can shiat your own heel-spurs, why beg?

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:08 pm |

    The Chinese are missing out on an opportunity!

  25. Droll not Troll | 12:46 am |

    Scratch my last comment. It seems the Chinese are already eating whatever they find. 😯

  26. Lora | 9:18 am |

    Reminds me of Bruce, the shark in Finding Nemo: “Fish are friends, not food”.

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