The long wait is over…

posted on 29 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

yeah-shanghai

Please act excited…

Photo courtesy of Jared Kilgour.

26 captions

  1. seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    – Hey, wanna, like, order, dude?

  2. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    What, they only serve dish #65? That doesn’t deserve a yeah.

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Better than the nei restarant around the corner

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Yeah yeah yeah

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    You’ll be happy at the New Yeah.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Feast your ayes!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    65? Just 4 more and it would rate “Yeah! Yeah! Ohhhh yeaaaaah!

  8. Long Tom | 4:29 am |

    Well, “Hey, hey, hey!” doesn’t sound so good nowadays.

  9. Pete | 4:35 am |

    No. Fujian Bare Bones Carry Out.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    Let me hear ya say “dumpling”!

  11. Frank Burns | 4:50 am |

    I went there once. Woke up on a fishing vessel!

  12. seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |

    – Waiter! Let me hear you say ‘Yeah’.
    – Ni?

  13. Marum | 5:32 am |

    @FB 0450.So you were Shanghaied aboard a boat.

    Did they show you the Golden Rivet?

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:47 am |

    @Marum 5:32: They don’t shanghai you on a boat anymore. Owing to the shortage of cheap labor at factories in Southern China, you will be transported to work as slave labor at FoxConn to make Iphones.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:58 am |

    @Big Fat Cat | 5:47 am: I read that they are using the boat theme on that building. Something about surrounding it with nets.

  16. Classic Steve | 7:42 am |

    Good thing you told me; I’d never have guessed that was a Shanghai dumpling.

  17. Marum | 8:01 am |

    @DNT 0449.

    Only if she is capablee of talking out of the corner of her mouth.💟

  18. Marum | 8:03 am |

    OH! 💋

  19. Marum | 8:12 am |

    FYI. The Golden Rivet. (Old navy joke) It is purported to be the last rivet they put into a ship.

    Unfortunately, you have to bend over to see it.$#128561;

  20. Marum | 8:13 am |

    Oh for an edit button 😱

  21. Marum | 8:26 am |

    Sing a song of exotic food,
    Of something both nice, and rude,
    An appetising dish,
    Of finely sliced raw fish,
    Sashimi, served artistically on a nude.

  22. Marum | 8:28 am |

    You on’t need a knife.

    It is already c–t up.

  23. Marum | 8:31 am |

    EDIT:
    You don’t need a knife.

    It is already c–t up.😋

  24. Marum | 8:40 am |

    Haiku: Sashimi finely sliced served beautifully on a geisha nude.

  25. Marum | 5:08 pm |

    @Classic Steve 0742. Same here mate. It looks more like sliced peaches with a cherry in the centre.

  26. Marum | 5:09 pm |

    Colour is RS though.

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