You’ll detonate over our low prices!

posted on 23 Mar 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

bomb-car-rent

We re-fuse to be undersold!

Photo courtesy of Greg Coleman.
Found in Thailand.

38 captions

  1. seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    CAUTION: In case of fire, use a hand grenade

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |

    Business is booming.

  3. Droll not troll | 4:06 am |

    Obviously a Citröen C4.

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Our cars are explosive

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |

    A gift for everyone

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Our vehicles use the external combustion engine.

  7. Droll not troll | 4:10 am |

    An offer to good to re-fuse.

  8. seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    – Now put the key into ignition, Madam.

  9. Droll not troll | 4:12 am |

    If you want to blow up a car, don’t burn your lips on the exhaust pipe.

  10. Droll not troll | 4:13 am |

    Get one now! They won’t last!

  11. Frank Burns | 4:16 am |

    “I suggest you get the extra insurance sir.”

  12. Frank Burns | 4:17 am |

    So that’s where all the Pintos went.

  13. coffeebot | 4:28 am |

    Didn’t they used to have an office in Oklahoma City?

  14. coffeebot | 4:28 am |

    They have Corvairs!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:56 am |

    That’s where ISIS sold their overstocked fleet.

  16. seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |

    – Mommy, why is that man counting backwards?

  17. DrLex | 5:04 am |

    For some reason, they never manage to rent the same car more than once.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |

    Please fasten your seat belt so you don’t fallout.

  19. Droll not troll | 5:22 am |

    You will love our new, clear rental agreement.

  20. Pete | 5:35 am |

    Dedicated to delivery of exploded chicken.

  21. Pete | 5:36 am |

    Ignition spark lit by Thai chilies.

  22. Pete | 5:37 am |

    Rental contract is an offer you can’t refuse!

  23. Pete | 5:39 am |

    Uh oh. Better get some fire distinguishers.
    And make sure the exit holes are clearly marked.

  24. Pete | 5:42 am |

    ♪ Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Thailand… ♪

  25. DrLex | 5:47 am |

    You certainly get a lot of bang for your bucks here.

  26. UCity | 6:38 am |

    You’ll have to learn to drive stick…

    …of dynamite.

  27. Classic Steve | 7:18 am |

    “Rent” implies you’re supposed to bring it back….

  28. seventy2rd o clock | 9:17 am |

    WARNING: In case of safety, press the big red button on the dashboard

  29. Lora | 9:19 am |

    If womb is pronounced “woom” and tomb is pronounced “toom”, then why isn’t bomb pronounced “boom”?

  30. Long Tom | 10:31 am |

    @Frank Burns: Believe it or not, the United States Postal Service actually used Ford Pintos as mail cars decades ago and they lasted a long time in service. Maybe they’re fine if nobody hits them.

  31. Droll not troll | 4:01 pm |

    @Classic Steve: They provide a large box for that.

  32. Eggrish | 4:36 pm |

    Allah A-kar!

  33. Droll not troll | 4:49 pm |

    “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth- shattering kaboom!”
    -Marvin the Martian.

  34. Droll not troll | 4:51 pm |

    Those cars with suicide doors weren’t bad enough?

  35. DrLex | 5:19 am |

    @Lora: because English.

  36. Marum | 8:51 am |

    @Lora 0919. The fallout from a woom lasts much longer

  37. Marum | 8:55 am |

    So too, does a toom last longer.
    A bomb is of relatively short duration, therefore it does not get the honour of the double “o”.

    ENGRISH AS SHE IS WRIT.

  38. Marum | 10:09 am |

    @72rd 0917. The first car I ever drove with one of those. I looked at it and thought; Is this a self destruct button? Anyway, I pressed it. The results were underwhelming. After four desultory flashes of the indicators, all went black. (the fuse had blown)

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