Do you enjoy exhibition?

posted on 12 Apr 2018 in Signs

exhibitionthing

So, if I don’t ask, I’m able?

Photo courtesy of Liliana B.
Spotted in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Its all in the eye

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Show me where the bad hand touched your exhibition thing.

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps its the Palmer family

  4. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Neither a flasher nor a pervert be.

  5. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, nothing comes to hand, let alone mind.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Lemme get my shoes off then…

  7. seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Excuse me, exhibition thing, could you please be unable to touch a hand?
    – You stupid human thing, don’t you see I’m an object?!

  8. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, it’s just like tennis.

    Forehand, backhand, Forehand, backhand, Forehand, backhand, Forehand, backhand, juice.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am: I sense mischief afoot!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I ask an exhibition thing to pull my finger?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Upgrade plans for Tesla’s autopilot?

  12. seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a thing of the past.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Exhibition Prohibition.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll 4:11 am

    Oh I don’t plan to miss, chief.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I never could understand Yoko’s poetry.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Exhibitionists display no inhibitions.

  17. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the girls schools in Brissie a few years ago had a weekend flasher.
    As you can imagine, on Sunday arvo things are a bit quiet for the boarders.

    So. The girls were there with score cards like the High-divng.

    The police spokesman said; “The girls should not encourage these men.”

    I imagine, that if he only ones and twos, it would do the opposite of encouraging him.

  18. Marum | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT If he only got ones and twos,

  19. Big Fat Cat | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Definition: A collection of exhibition things is called an EXPOse!

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:11 am: I think you will find that the similarity with tennis ends, the first time you hit a ball over the net! 😯

  21. Pete | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, I think I’ve waited long enough to go ahead and ruin the fun.

    The Japanese just says “Please don’t touch items on exhibit.”
    But, you folks already knew that.

    Leading right to my oft repeated “just pay a gaijin $50 to translate accurately, ya Islander cheapskates” argument.

  22. Pete | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Exhibition Thing:

    “Not able to touch a hand?? NO!!! I demand the freedom to touch whatever I want whenever I want! Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!”

    Japanese Exhibition Director:

    ばかやろう, だまれ!
    (Shut up you bloody peasant!)

  23. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    私は、以降のご招待します

    I will invite you onward. (old time Euphemism for seppuku)

    (‘Twas only a guess. I may have that incorrectly wrotten)

  24. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. Conversely….I am too cheap, to pay a nip to translate that for me.

  25. Pete | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:58,

    That doesn’t sound right.
    以降のご招待 sounds more like “an invitation for later”, rather than “I invite you to the beyond”, which I think is where you were aiming.

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