If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

posted on 16 Apr 2018 in Stationery

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Look for more sure proofs you’re alive.

Photo courtesy of Marijke Lohman.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Feels warm because he cocks his leg

  2. DrLex | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When it became apparent that the typical internet ads like “horny women located in your town” were unsuccessful, the ad companies tried to broaden their horizons.

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dogs are better than
    Monkeys

  4. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can easily refute this proof with a dead dog and a microwave oven.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Located in u town.

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Specifically, located on a chair.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard life was a highway, so I left town.

  8. seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hello the friend! Where are you located?
    – I’m located in your town.
    – I know, but where exactly?
    – Life brings with it countless possibilities.

  9. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This appears to be a circular argument.

    When we feel life’s warmth, it is sure prof that we are alive.

    But when we are alive we create the warmth which we feel.

    Therefore, the warmth gives the illusion that we are alive.

    Thus, we could be dead, but on fire.

    So. The reaction could be endothermic, not exothermic.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When I feel life’s warmth, I know the dog has been sitting on the furniture again.

  11. Long Tom | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When the dog licks my face, I know that I’m alive.

  12. Running Comment | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My chair is full of dogs.

  13. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yu No Hoo.0417. That was the Irishman, who heard that most road accidents occur within 5 miles of home.

    So he moved.

  14. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just try to get me off this chair buster.

    C’MON! Hold out your hand….Just a bit furthur, heh heh.

  15. seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This … This animal!!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my best friends are alive.

  17. Frank Burns | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just ask the squirrel how gentle the dog was.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is delicate.
    Gentle hand wash
    Drip dry
    Do not pump iron.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    YOLW. You Only Live Warm.

  20. Pete | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:21,

    Endothermic vs. Exothermic, as defined in places such as Tasmania, Arkansas, West Virginia, or Saskatchewan (Hey I’m attempting to be Pan-Anglophonic here):

    Endothermic: Keep that hot prong away from my backside!!!
    Exothermic: But feel free to apply it to my ex-wife.

  21. Pete | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank 4:53,

    I have yet to see a dog outrun a squirrel.
    But I’m sure there are some fast enough.

  22. Pete | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Running 4:23:

    That’s funny. My dog is full of chairs!

  23. Pete | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a sucker for today’s Engrish photo
    ‘Coz the dog in the chair is a Shiba-Inu.
    And I have a Shiba which looks almost just like the pooch in the pic.

  24. DrLex | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 7:10:
    But is it as warm as the one in the pic?

  25. Marum | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr Lex. 0720. No. He gad his stuffed years ago.

    Think of the money you save on dog fued.

  26. Marum | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My doG creates chairs.

    EDIT prev gad = had

  27. Pete | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex 7:20 am,

    Even warmer!
    Gentlest dog in the world!

  28. Marum | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Doggie style…………………………………………………………………………$150.00
    Barking and yelping extra………………………………………………………$20.00

  29. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This bloke is having sex with a hooker. While this is happening, her miniature French Poodle is licking him on the bum.

    Unfortunately the police raid the joint.

    She gets charged with prostitution.
    He gets charged with being on premises used for prostitutiom.
    And the dog lost its likker licence.

  30. Long Tom | 12:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the cats I grew up with was a very large and muscular tomcat who caught and ate squirrels, leaving tails and large intestines under our back porch. A cat who came later chased squirrels as a kitten, but never caught one.

    It’s difficult to imagine a dog catching a squirrel when a squirrel can easily escape by climbing a tree or other vertical object.

  31. Big Fat Cat | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fiend is this human. It’s hot.

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 7:08 am: Chairs? They’re probably stools!

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum | 4:21 am: “When we feel life’s warmth…”. It’s not life unless it gets you right in the feels.

  34. Pete | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 5:39,

    Winner, winner,
    Chicken Dinner!

    You win.
    I was waiting for that all day from somebody!

  35. Salome | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t eat it.

  36. Long Tom | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome: Of course not. This is a Japanese and not a Korean picture.

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