It’s not even pretty good

posted on 9 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

homely-meat-ball

Just like my ugly mama used to make it…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Chambers.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like mother used to make.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The best the factory can make.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Cosy, comfortable balls; just the way I like ’em!

  4. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I have indeed seen more attractive meatballs than these…

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a good chance that these contain nuts.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    These gave me a cute indigestion.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would you get meat balls from a homely vegetarian?

  8. seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Retreat and think of cakes.

  9. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Let them eat cake then!” (Marie Antionette)

  10. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If yyour balls are too homely, no c–t will go near them.

  11. seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – What’s for dinner, darling?
    – Ma balls!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    @ algernon 4:03 am

    It must be vegetarian if it came from a plant.

  13. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo. 0448. So! If I eat birds I find in trees, and other arboreal animals….They don’t count?

  14. Marum | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is consuming your lady permissible, on a vegan diet?

  15. UCity | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm, crisp like a sock and stewed like a dork.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum 5:07 am

    Absolutely.

    Unless it is a carnivorous plant or man-eating tree.

  17. seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They teste like tofu.

  18. Pete | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Worse than offal.

  19. Pete | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Based on the pic, those “balls” don’t look very round to me.
    Or even oval.

  20. Marum | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0611. In fact, they look bloody offal.

  21. Marum | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, I have eaten a vegetarian “steakburger”. The steak was made of nut-meal and soy-meal.

    It was passable.

    Not to compare with a chunk of round or topside, though.

  22. Marum | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The place was; Squirrels; in West End in Brissie. They did the best salad rolls I have eaten anywhere. (in the South Pacific region)

  23. Pete | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 6:14,

    I’ll bet they taste bloody offal too.

  24. Marum | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Balls 101.

    Balls do not have to be round: ie. Footballs.(League, Union, American)

  25. Marum | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    GREAT BALLS OF FIRE. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

  26. Marum | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0403 and Yoo No Hoo 0448.

    In truth. They are the very Fabrik of existance.

  27. Marum | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT Existence.

  28. Pete | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 7:29,

    S’truth, mate…no, they don’t.

  29. Peter | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually they are imitation meat made from soya &/or gluten and do resemble the texture of real meat.

    Hence the term “vegetarian meat ball” and of course that’s where the oxymoron creeps in.

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