More oyster crackers?

Waiter, this soup tastes like sheet.

I have tried hanging my vichysoisse out to dry all day, but got the mess all over the kitchen

Wherever it is, I would never go there if was wet.

These instructions were compiled by a consommé professional

Use mild soup to get out the sand which is in your clothes.

If this is the “care” label, I’d like to see the “couldn’t give a f***” label!

The perfect answer for soup stains.

Sire. The jail roof leaked, and we have 120 saturated prisoners.

“Oh! Hang the prisoners.”

Would you buy stock in this company?

Now there’s the problem. Last time I tried to wash with hot-and-sour soup…

Not made with bleached flour.

@Yu No Hoo 0408. I never put sandwiches in my clothes.

But the bread would be good for soaking up the soup.

Miso for clothes

It’s supposed to say CARE LADLE.

Mildew Soup is good for your health.

Just hang to mild soup

@DNT 0411. Only if it was beef stock

(very obscure reference to a bull market)

– Mommy, why did you wash your hands in my soup?

– Waiter! The sole of a sock is still crisp!

– Darling? There are meat balls in my shorts!

Soup is not a good source of iron.

How about, if the saucepan is rusty.

@Seventy 5:24,

Not to mention the frankfurter in there, too!

Look! Up in the sky!
It’s a bird…it’s a plane..it’s a long trail of bubbles…
It’s SOAPERman!

And right with him is his Aussie partner, Bonzer-man!

Next up in the Soup Pod Snort challenge: Clam Chowder!

@DnT 4:11,

I prefer to invest in Boullion.

@ Marum 4:11 am

Their last meal was soup-on-a-rope.

Are you the Creature from the Black Lagoon or did you just take a bath in Egg Drop Soap?

Anecdote: In Spain, I saw a restaurant blackboard menu that included “Could Soap” and “Sadwich.”

@ Pete | 6:44 am: Possibly with some cream on top.

Silly care label.

Clearly they meant wash with stewed dork.

Waiter, I only eat Halal.
Does this soup have dork in it?

No soap for you!!

@Pete | 6:49 am: Ramen to that, brother!

@Seventy 9:02,

AKA “Soup to Nuts”.

Mom, my shirt smells yummy!

Bath in soup, anybody?