Now if we only get him to flush…

posted on 21 Apr 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

dary-urinating-dog

If he really was man’s best friend he’d put the lid down…

Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Stationery from Korea. 

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  1. Yu No Hoo | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I wrap the urine with the dungarees.

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Potty training puppies now

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So its a boy dog. A girl dog would sit down

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be worse. At least he’s not large unpleasantly.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Why am I peeing in perfectly good drinking water?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    A dog doesn’t trouser, it pants.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a very dream.

  8. seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Peedle or Poodle?

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    If the dog ate the diary, would he get diarrea?

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am: If the dog ate the whole diary, it would be a record.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologise for the inconsistency.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll 4:19 am

    This dog pants because he’s wearing sweats.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am: I hope not, because then he’d have more than one date!
    (That may not make sense to non-Aussies.)

  14. seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule Number One: Never wrap the urine with the trousers; that’s basically impossible
    Rule Number Two: Don’t stand on two legs – you’re a dog; just lift your rear leg

  15. Chris | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful you don’t miss the bowl. You might step in a poodle.

  16. seventy2rd o clock | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t too ashamed, just apologize to the incontinence.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Stationery has gone to the dogs at a new low.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re a whizzer, hairy!

  19. Pete | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey? Why is our toidy full of Smörgåsbord?

  20. Marum | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Another pissant.

  21. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    His name is Pierre.

  22. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My Burmese cat preferred to drink out of the toilet, instead of his water bowl.

    My youngest daughter asked me why.

    I replied, that the toilet water probably had more flavour.

    At that piece of unwelcome information, her eyes went all funny.

  23. Marum | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Because of a dog’s anatomy, if it peed standing up on its hind legs, it would pee at an angle of about 20 degrees to the vertical.

  24. Marum | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Book of the night: The Yellow River by I.P. Daily.

  25. Lora | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I think he’s be *woman’s* best friend if he put the lid down.

  26. Lora | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ^ Or the seat back down at least, which he appears to not have done. If he sprinkles when he tinkles, he should be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.

  27. Lora | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Also the toilet looks like it’s made of Styrofoam and it would be crushed if a human sat on it, so forget it.

  28. Yu No Hoo | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This guy is fine, but some breeds will pug the toilet.

  29. Long Tom | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    https://www.amazon.com/Hanoi-Jane-Urinal-Target-Package/dp/B00CC3XPZK

    Put this into the toilet, only substituting a picture of Michael Vick, and you can guarantee no dog will spill outside the toilet.

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