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posted on 18 Apr 2018 in Toys

magiclight

Can you press button a little faster?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Waitt.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I’d call it something else

  2. seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Or just press my butt on.

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:03 am |

    I am trying to find the button. There are two.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Its rather large

  5. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    There is a rumor that this button is sometimes difficult to find.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Don’t press too hard or she may put your lights out!

  7. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    Poor woman, she only has 5 bits of memory.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    The magical light will come out of an orifice with all those teeth?
    I’m not pressing that button!! Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

  9. Pete | 4:37 am |

    How ‘bout your bell?
    Can I ring that, too?

  10. seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |

    WARNING: Design for the children – not suitable for adults!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    32 different effects – well, that’s over 18.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    I don’t see the light but the music certainly looks cool!

  13. Marum | 5:24 am |

    When I pressed mu lady’s button, I got sound not light.

  14. Marum | 5:27 am |

    Mu = my

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    If the red arrow is pointing to her button, the poor girl has a problem!

  16. Marum | 5:56 am |

    If you can curl the edges of your tongue upwards to form a circle, (cylinder) it gives you an immediate advantage.

  17. Marum | 5:59 am |

    It’s as dark as a dungeon, way deep in the hole.

    (Sorry Johnny Cash)

  18. Yu No Hoo | 6:01 am |

    Reminds me of an on-again off-again relationship I had.

  19. Marum | 6:03 am |

    Well. I guess you put an LED in the end, and an AA cell or two up your bum. Then you can see what’s up.

  20. Marum | 6:10 am |

    Notes with sunnies.

    Für eine kleine Nacht Musik.

  21. Marum | 6:19 am |

    oder: Für eine kleine licht Musik. (Licht as in bright)

  22. Marum | 6:27 am |

    @Dr. Lex 0408.

    I thought the perfect woman had: A Hot twot and an empty head.🗢

  23. Marum | 6:31 am |

    Oh yes! And a head with a flat top. So you have somewhere to stand your beer during felatio.$#128406;

  24. Marum | 6:32 am |

    Damn 🖖

  25. Christian | 6:51 am |

    I’ve been pressing her button for 20 minutes and she still hasn’t lit up.

  26. Marum | 7:08 am |

    No mate. The children may be the best quality, but I don’t wish to select any of them. I’ll leave that to the priests.

  27. Pete | 7:40 am |

    @Christian 6:51,

    You need to ask HER how the button should be pressed.
    Let her guide you.

    Different Doll’s buttons don’t always work exactly the same!

  28. Yu No Hoo | 8:19 am |

    Don’t press her button if you’re just going to lever.

  29. Frank Burns | 1:32 pm |

    I’m gonna need to see some I.D. before I push any buttons.

  30. EffEff | 1:37 pm |

    Something tells me they don’t mean her belly button.

  31. Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm |

    If she’s a good girl, press her button. If she’s a bad girl, you may need to use a switch.

  32. Droll not Troll | 5:52 pm |

    If you press her button and something lights up, could you be charged with battery?

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