They’re so tender!

posted on 13 Apr 2018 in Signs

taste

You are what you eat.

Photo courtesy of Liliana B.
Found at Osaka castle. 

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  1. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh dear I fear for the little one

  2. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps it tastes like chicken

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste a little samurai? They’re confusing martial arts with marital arts.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The helmet fits better if you have bushi hair.

  5. coffeebot | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a little samurai left behind in every helmet!

  6. Pete | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste a little ham on rye, you testy little samurai!

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want a whole warrior; can I just have a little peace?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t get to try the sword. You night cause a ninja-ry.

  9. seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm … Samurai dressing!

  10. seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Try them with traditional swordsticks.

  11. Marum | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never heard of a Samurai named Tyrone.

  12. Marum | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If I try on a Samurai, what will I do if he doesn’t fit.

  13. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0413 Bushihairdo? (Bushido)

  14. Pete | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always been amused that the words in Japanese for a wooden practice sword (bokken) and for a hard-on (bokki) are so close!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A little samurai won’t fill me up. Can I get a hero sandwich?

  16. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0520.

    The Long Swift Sword of Siegfried (1971) – IMDb
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067753/
    Rating: 4.3/10 – ‎115 votes
    Action · An “adults only” retelling of the legend of Siegfried.
    Missing: strong

  17. Marum | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Q: What type of sword do you use to execute women?

    A: A broadsword.

    Boom BOOM!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 6:01 am: Using a rapier would be uncalled for.

  19. Marum | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually Sigurd, (Sigfried) used his sword Gram, to kill Fafnir the dragon.

  20. Lora | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Their little katanas make great toothpicks when you’re done.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one pedophilic helmet.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Souvenir photography by Pac-Man.

  23. Long Tom | 2:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Or, go to the martial arts academy and taste a knuckle sandwich.

  24. Droll not Troll | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @coffeebot | 4:17 am: His left behind is a weird place for a samurai to wear a helmet!

  25. EffEff | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 6:01 am: I wonder if they use that in Saudi Arabia?

  26. EffEff | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 6:17 am: Gram? Now that’s a lightweight sword.

  27. Marum | 3:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff 1131 Maybe so, but in “proofing” it, he cut the huge anvil in two.

    I like Wagner and the yarns of Beowulf.

  28. Marum | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. In Norse mythology, Gram (Old Norse Gramr, meaning Wrath) is the sword that Sigurd used to kill the dragon Fafnir.

  29. Pete | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If I were a dragon named Fafnir, I would change my name.
    It just doesn’t sound all that awe or fear inducing.

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