This is how I get in trouble…

posted on 14 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

just-do-it

Photo courtesy of Louis.
Found in China.

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:10 am |

    A story about sausages

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Forbidden to all except black people?

  3. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Or is it just it do.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Yike- Don’t do it!

  5. seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Well, if Nike said so …

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    After several thousand fatal accidents, Nike changed the slogan:

    JUST FORBID IT.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:24 am |

    They’ll look great on your prosthetics.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    So It’s OK if I fall carefully into the tunnel?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Jumping into the train tunnel? Naturally, you’ll wear trainers.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |

    @ Droll 4:28 am

    …or track shoes.

  11. Long Tom | 5:51 am |

    Not Engrish but a poor location of advertising.

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |

    @Long Tom | 5:51 am: It’s on this site, along with some other hilariously bad placements of ads. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/bad-ad/#.li8pkzxj1

  13. Yu No Hoo | 6:28 am |

    *swoosh*

    (sound of train passing overhead)

  14. Marum | 6:59 am |

    It probably depends on whose tunnel.

  15. Marum | 8:06 am |

    The “Light at the end of the tunnel” is often an express train heading at you.

  16. Running Comment | 8:52 am |

    Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

  17. Marum | 9:05 am |

    ‘Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

  18. EffEff | 11:27 am |

    Nike got their slogan switched with that of the Libertarian Party.

  19. Pete | 8:09 pm |

    To jump or not to jump…that is the question.

  20. Droll not Troll | 12:37 am |

    @Running Comment | 8:52 am : Failure is never fatal? Maybe you should talk with some of the people in graveyards about these potential killers:
    Heart failure
    Brake failure
    Failure to follow instructions
    Failure to look both ways
    etc.

  21. Droll not Troll | 12:43 am |

    @EffEff | 11:27 am: They didn’t need to. I never got a free lunch with my sneakers anyway. 😉

  22. Marum | 3:35 am |

    Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.

    First seek ye the Kingdom of God. (Matthew 6.34 KJV)

    I’m sorry. First seek ye the persondom of God. NNL. (Nonsensical Nonsexist Language)

  23. Marum | 4:43 am |

    My little Asian lady loved me jumping into the tunnel. But first I had to spend lots of time, to earn the right to.

  24. UCity | 8:14 am |

    You say “forbidden”; I say “already did it”.

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