This is how I get in trouble…

posted on 14 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

just-do-it

Photo courtesy of Louis.
Found in China.

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  1. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A story about sausages

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Forbidden to all except black people?

  3. algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Or is it just it do.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yike- Don’t do it!

  5. seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if Nike said so …

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    After several thousand fatal accidents, Nike changed the slogan:

    JUST FORBID IT.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    They’ll look great on your prosthetics.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So It’s OK if I fall carefully into the tunnel?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Jumping into the train tunnel? Naturally, you’ll wear trainers.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll 4:28 am

    …or track shoes.

  11. Long Tom | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Not Engrish but a poor location of advertising.

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom | 5:51 am: It’s on this site, along with some other hilariously bad placements of ads. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/bad-ad/#.li8pkzxj1

  13. Yu No Hoo | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    *swoosh*

    (sound of train passing overhead)

  14. Marum | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It probably depends on whose tunnel.

  15. Long Tom | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.kevinandkell.com/1997/kk0929.html

  16. Marum | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The “Light at the end of the tunnel” is often an express train heading at you.

  17. Running Comment | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

  18. Marum | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

  19. EffEff | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nike got their slogan switched with that of the Libertarian Party.

  20. Pete | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To jump or not to jump…that is the question.

  21. Droll not Troll | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    @Running Comment | 8:52 am : Failure is never fatal? Maybe you should talk with some of the people in graveyards about these potential killers:
    Heart failure
    Brake failure
    Failure to follow instructions
    Failure to look both ways
    etc.

  22. Droll not Troll | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff | 11:27 am: They didn’t need to. I never got a free lunch with my sneakers anyway. 😉

  23. Marum | 3:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.

    First seek ye the Kingdom of God. (Matthew 6.34 KJV)

    I’m sorry. First seek ye the persondom of God. NNL. (Nonsensical Nonsexist Language)

  24. Marum | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My little Asian lady loved me jumping into the tunnel. But first I had to spend lots of time, to earn the right to.

  25. UCity | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You say “forbidden”; I say “already did it”.

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