I got stuck here for two hours…

posted on 31 May 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

hote-traffic-jam

Try not to visit during rush hour.

Photo courtesy of Aisling Gray.
Restaurant found in Southern India.

32 captions

  1. seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Mmmm … Traffic jam!

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    Too much of this food will clog your arterials.

  3. seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Next to ‘Hotel Accident, ‘Hotel Drink Drive’ and ‘Hotel Baby On Road’

  4. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    I’ll have the non-veg traffic jam please.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    I think a bus boy broke down.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    I see the problem; it’s just a stall.

  7. seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    – Excuse me, Officer, where is the Room 237?
    – Turn right at the the ‘Stop’ sign, second exit on the left. And no parking in the bathroom, Madam.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    *phones home* Hi honey. I’ll be late getting home tonight, there’s a f***ing hotel parked right across the freeway!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Damn! I was just driving to the Delhi for some milk!

  10. Algernon | 4:35 am |

    In the Middle of the roundabout

  11. Algernon | 4:36 am |

    The air is to die for

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Running low on gas? Try the food here!

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |

    Where everyone’s a waiter.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |

    The prices here are highway robbery!

  15. Marum | 6:55 am |

    I prefer Marmalade.

  16. Marum | 6:59 am |

    With a broad Indian accent:

    The plene was trying to gain altitude, when it hit an hotel loaded with hey, and burst into flemes.

  17. Marum | 7:25 am |

    It’s actually a toll road. You actually have to buy a six-pak to get to Goa.

  18. Marum | 7:27 am |

    @Algernon 0436 .

    “From” not “for”.

  19. Long Tom | 7:41 am |

    Where Steve Winwood performs every evening.

  20. Pete | 8:38 am |

    Hey Baby, let’s stop here and get a room here.
    After all, we are here in Bang Galore.

  21. Pete | 8:39 am |

    Ladies only club down the street in Man Galore.

  22. Pete | 8:42 am |

    Been stuck here in this taxi and its uncomfortable seats for 5 hours straight and gosh am Mysore.

  23. Pete | 8:45 am |

    Be careful with those non-veg items.
    Last time I tried the Kolkatas and had Delhi Belly for a week!

  24. Lora | 12:48 pm |

    Don’t order the non-veg jam, I heard it comes from between people’s toes.

  25. Frank Burns | 1:52 pm |

    The low spark of high-heeled bell-boys must have caused an accident.

  26. UCity | 9:07 pm |

    You can check out anytime you like, but you can never beat the traffic.

  27. Droll not Troll | 3:37 am |

    Traffic jam recipe:
    4 Ford pintos
    2 Yugos
    1 Jeep Cherokee

    Boil for 8 hours.
    Tastes like lemon!

  28. Pete | 5:39 am |

    @DnT 3:37,

    AKA Mr. Ed’s Half-Breed special?

    (Pinto, Yugoslavian, Cherokee, etc.)

  29. algernon | 6:13 am |

    @ Marum | 7:27 am |
    It’s a quote with apologies to the Lion King

  30. sam | 5:09 pm |

    @admin: What happened to the Brog?

  31. Eggrish | 11:52 pm |

    Welcome to the Hotel Traffic Jam. Such a crowded place …

  32. Peter Chan | 5:45 am |

    What . . . non-vegetarian jam??
    YUCK !!

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