If it takes, I’m done.

posted on 15 May 2018 in Stationery

wood-factory

In time for Spring!

Photo courtesy of Thomas B.
Magnet clip found in Japan. 

34 captions

  1. seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Show ‘er, Elephant!

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    Elephant shower. Hard hat required, even though it won’t be of any help.

  3. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Brings a new meaning for golden

  4. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Let’s drench

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    It uses the elephant shower on its skin or else it takes the wood again,

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    I’ll show you my elephant if you’ll show me yours.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    It’s OK to shower with your trunks.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    Here, I herd you were dirty.

  9. seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Wood factory apparently takes a lot of drugs.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    That’s why another word for “factory” is “plant”

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    It can take it or leaf it.

  12. Pete | 4:21 am |

    My wood don’ need no stinkin’ factory!

  13. Pete | 4:23 am |

    Awwww, quit tusking around, Dumbo!

  14. Pete | 4:25 am |

    Girl: What’s that you’ve got in your trunk?

    Elephant: Something prehensile. Wanna see?

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Does an elephant shower in the wood?

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:10 am |

    It is not dear, it is elephant.

  17. Marum | 5:19 am |

    Show ‘er your jumbo.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |

    As long as it can use happily, everything else is irrelephant.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |

    @Marum | 5:19 am: Said the elephant to the naked man: “How the hell do you breathe through that thing??”

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am |

    Does an elephant use ivory soap in the shower?

  21. Marum | 5:40 am |

    A lion is walking through the jungle when it sees a monkey. The Lion roars: “Who’s king of the jungle?”

    Monkey: “You O mighty Lion.
    Next he sees a deer:
    Lion: “WHO’S KING OF THE JUNGLE!”

    Dee; “You O mighty Lion.”
    Next he sees an elephant:
    Lion: “WHO’S KING OF THE JUNGLE!”

    Well. The elephant picks him up, throws him on the ground, kneels on him, picks him up again, and throws him into the middle of the river.

    The Lion staggers ashore and says: “Just because you don’t know the correct answer, there’s no need to be a bloody smart-arse.”

  22. Marum | 5:45 am |

    One male elephant to another:

    “She gives good trunk, but not great trunk.”

  23. Pete | 8:06 am |

    I don’t think I’d want an elephant showering me with water from its trunk.

    Particularly when I think about the fact that the “water” is being sent through the longest nasal cavities on earth.

  24. seventy2rd o clock | 8:17 am |

    – I’m Bubble Elephant
    – Show me your balls

  25. Long Tom | 9:01 am |

    @Pete: In the Benny Hill episode I linked to, it wasn’t from the elephant’s trunk…

  26. Long Tom | 9:02 am |

    @seventy2nd o-clock: And I have bubble memory, too!

    Wonder if anyone knows what that is?

  27. Pete | 11:47 am |

    Well for me, Bubble Memory means whenever a distant (or even recent) memory unexpectedly floats up into the forefront of my mind from the depths of my consciousness, and then suddenly goes “POP” and disappears into the mental ethers, leaving me with without a clue as to what it was I just remembered!

  28. Pete | 11:54 am |

    @Myself 11:47,

    Uhhh…typo.
    Sorry.

    WITHOUT. Not “with”.
    Definitely not “with”.
    Every time it happens.

  29. Long Tom | 3:15 pm |

    The technological definition of bubble memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_memory

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:30 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: Only when it’s in the US and can’t get Imperial Leather.

  31. Wax Frog | 9:28 pm |

    Yanny!

  32. Pete | 5:49 am |

    Yerry!

  33. Long Tom | 5:58 pm |

    Yim Yonson!

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