If it takes, I’m done.

posted on 15 May 2018 in Stationery

wood-factory

In time for Spring!

Photo courtesy of Thomas B.
Magnet clip found in Japan. 

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  1. seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Show ‘er, Elephant!

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Elephant shower. Hard hat required, even though it won’t be of any help.

  3. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings a new meaning for golden

  4. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s drench

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    It uses the elephant shower on its skin or else it takes the wood again,

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll show you my elephant if you’ll show me yours.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK to shower with your trunks.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Here, I herd you were dirty.

  9. seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wood factory apparently takes a lot of drugs.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why another word for “factory” is “plant”

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It can take it or leaf it.

  12. Pete | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My wood don’ need no stinkin’ factory!

  13. Pete | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Awwww, quit tusking around, Dumbo!

  14. Pete | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Girl: What’s that you’ve got in your trunk?

    Elephant: Something prehensile. Wanna see?

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Does an elephant shower in the wood?

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It is not dear, it is elephant.

  17. Marum | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Show ‘er your jumbo.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it can use happily, everything else is irrelephant.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:19 am: Said the elephant to the naked man: “How the hell do you breathe through that thing??”

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Does an elephant use ivory soap in the shower?

  21. Marum | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A lion is walking through the jungle when it sees a monkey. The Lion roars: “Who’s king of the jungle?”

    Monkey: “You O mighty Lion.
    Next he sees a deer:
    Lion: “WHO’S KING OF THE JUNGLE!”

    Dee; “You O mighty Lion.”
    Next he sees an elephant:
    Lion: “WHO’S KING OF THE JUNGLE!”

    Well. The elephant picks him up, throws him on the ground, kneels on him, picks him up again, and throws him into the middle of the river.

    The Lion staggers ashore and says: “Just because you don’t know the correct answer, there’s no need to be a bloody smart-arse.”

  22. Marum | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    One male elephant to another:

    “She gives good trunk, but not great trunk.”

  23. Pete | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think I’d want an elephant showering me with water from its trunk.

    Particularly when I think about the fact that the “water” is being sent through the longest nasal cavities on earth.

  24. seventy2rd o clock | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – I’m Bubble Elephant
    – Show me your balls

  25. Long Tom | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: In the Benny Hill episode I linked to, it wasn’t from the elephant’s trunk…

  26. Long Tom | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @seventy2nd o-clock: And I have bubble memory, too!

    Wonder if anyone knows what that is?

  27. Pete | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well for me, Bubble Memory means whenever a distant (or even recent) memory unexpectedly floats up into the forefront of my mind from the depths of my consciousness, and then suddenly goes “POP” and disappears into the mental ethers, leaving me with without a clue as to what it was I just remembered!

  28. Pete | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself 11:47,

    Uhhh…typo.
    Sorry.

    WITHOUT. Not “with”.
    Definitely not “with”.
    Every time it happens.

  29. Long Tom | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The technological definition of bubble memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_memory

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:37 am: Only when it’s in the US and can’t get Imperial Leather.

  31. Wax Frog | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yanny!

  32. Pete | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yerry!

  33. Long Tom | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yim Yonson!

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