Infinite fun is all my child has left…

posted on 8 May 2018 in Chinglish, Toys

pirate-ship

The store that this is pricey!

Photo courtesy of Sean McVey.
Toy from China. 

25 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    Make your baby brother walk the plank.

    Huge entertainment for budding homicidal maniacs.

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    I wnt something, like, toys for the kids, like.

  3. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Cap’n Bligh: “Give him a thousand lashes Mr. Christian!”

    Prisoner: “I don’t need a thousand lashes Cap,n Sir. I’ve only got little beady eyes.”

  4. seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    It ships beautifully internationally!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Avast improvement on ordinary toys.

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    – Do you like your new toy, sweetie?
    – Like, no?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    It will take your infinite fun because this ship is rigged!

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |

    Kids will love it if it has a poop deck.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    For children? But it’s rated Arr!

  10. DrLex | 4:30 am |

    The best like toys. In other words, a cheap knock-off that only vaguely resembles the actual product.

  11. Marum | 4:32 am |

    “You are charged with homosexual behaviour aboard my ship. I will get the First Mate to lash you.”

    “Oh no Cap’n! May we do it to each other like?”

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |

    Does this infinite fun make my booty look big?

  13. Marum | 4:33 am |

    Actually, all that advertising blurb, sounds like a whole load of ship.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    All your infinite fun ARR! belong to us!

  15. DrLex | 4:39 am |

    This is a scam! Infinity minus infinity is an indeterminate form. For all I care, the end result could be that I still have a positive amount of fun left in the end. That is unacceptable.

  16. algernon | 4:48 am |

    I don’t like it

  17. algernon | 4:48 am |

    What are they like

  18. Frank Burns | 4:55 am |

    Better watch your infinite booty too.

  19. Marum | 5:46 am |

    1∞ – 1∞ = Finite x I¹ – √1

  20. Marum | 6:33 am |

    Q. How many “R”s in arrgh.

    Q: Depends on how quick you arr.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 7:09 am |

    Despite inflation, the bounty on a pirate’s head is still a buck an ear.

  22. Lora | 9:05 am |

    ” Enemy ships dead ahead! First mate, Bring me my red coat!”
    “Why, Captain?”
    “So if I get wounded, the rest of my crew won’t see me bleed and be disheartened.”
    “Very wise, Captain! There are at least fourteen enemy ships heading straight for us.”
    “In that case… bring me my brown pants.”

  23. Frank Burns | 1:34 pm |

    The perfect gift for the young Somali lad.

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:50 pm |

    Something took your infinite fun? Ship happens!

  25. Peter Chan | 5:21 am |

    CAUTION
    Buy at your children’s dismay!

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