Much faster than nail files.

posted on 18 May 2018 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

manicure-set

Don’t like your nails? Saw them off.

Photo courtesy of Tobin Schroeder.
Found in Indonesia. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For boxes

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For abrasives

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn, I shipped a nail.

  4. Frank Burns | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t want to see the nose hair trimmer.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    These ought to remove the horny!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    A manicure generally removes the cuticles. This is the industrial grade set for removing the uglycles.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So what’s in the shaving kit; a machete and a blowtorch??

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At the bottom of the card is a selection of exclamations you may need while using this set.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The labelling just doesn’t cut it.

  10. seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nail clipper is this one –>

  11. seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Have you seen my screwdriver, honey? I need to shave.

  12. seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – But just the nails, Mommy!

  13. DrLex | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pedicure set: a hacksaw and a wood file.

  14. Pete | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed just for Edward Scissorhands.

  15. Pete | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Husband:
    Want to get dinner at that restaurant you’ve been asking about, sweetie?

    Wife:
    Sure, honey. But give me a while, OK?
    I’m about to start amputating my nails first.

  16. Droll not Troll | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, guys; I wonder what label is on the pipe cutter? 😈

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: What did the ancient Romans use to cut hair?
    A: A pair of Caesars.

  18. Classic Steve | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Engrish or just a bad idea?

  19. UCity | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Putting the ‘man’ in “manicure”.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jason’s favourite!

  21. Lora | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You thought you were tough as nails, but the nails turned out to be a lot tougher. Especially when applied to your body with a hammer.

  22. Eggrish | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manicure set for the color-coordinated Chuck Norris in your life.

  23. Droll not Troll | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Cutting edge technology.

  24. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ideal for opening manicure sets.

  25. Marum | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know they are called “nails”. But they are not made of ironn. Really!

  26. Marum | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    1 Rupiyah = 0.000094 Australian Dollar.

    Hmmm. I guess you gets, what you pays for.

  27. Marum | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japaneese way of removing horniness is better.

    Two nips, and it is gone.

  28. Marum | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yang yang = that which is – no clue as to the rest.

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