Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

posted on 29 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-conversation-no-saliva

I can’t help it!

Photo courtesy of Ya Yin Ko.
Found in China.

20 captions

  1. Marum | 4:09 am |

    What we want is; wry twit dry wit.

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Oh spit

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Silent dribbling

  4. seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    I’m spitless.

  5. seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Of course: No conversation, no saliva!

  6. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Saliva has its uses. Imagine what would happen if your lady had oral sex with you without it.😜 🔥

  7. Marum | 4:20 am |

    This sign, is the spitting image of one I’ve seen elsewhere.

  8. Marum | 4:25 am |

    ssǝlʇᴉds pǝᴉɹɹoʍ ɯ,I

  9. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    Is this a dentist’s conference or something?

  10. Marum | 4:45 am |

    Tis Aussie bloke goes to a Zoo.

    He sees a sign which says: BEWARE THE LLAMA SPITS

    And he was.

  11. Marum | 4:54 am |

    It,s finger lickin good. It’s lingham fricken good.

  12. Marum | 5:07 am |

    I’ve reflected upon this sign, to no sensible conclusion.
    I,ʌǝ ɹǝɟlǝɔʇǝp ndou ʇɥᴉs sᴉƃu’ ʇo uo sǝusᴉqlǝ ɔouɔlnsᴉou˙

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:09 am |

    They aren’t talking. They had a spat.

  14. coffeebot | 5:13 am |

    Drools are drools…

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    Don’t tell secretions!

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |

    People around there speak fluid English.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:10 am |

    How do you know I was talking? Do you have a wetness?

  18. Lora | 1:05 pm |

    Don’t say it, don’t spray it!

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:11 pm |

    How about conservation of salvia?

  20. Peter Chan | 5:39 am |

    Ok, what about conservation of saliva?

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