Sure, if you don’t mind your house looking like crap.

posted on 17 May 2018 in Clothing

du-du-painting

Photo courtesy of Timothy Whitfield.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that the final coat?

  2. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The finish is sh#t

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Best applied over a Urine primer.

  4. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Favorite color is brown

  5. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll wait until you’ve filled up the can.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve heard of Air Sea Rescue Yellow.

    Well this yellow isn’t that one.

  7. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Workers should only be fed beans and onions.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ask them to paper the walls!

  9. Pete | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Their work stinks.

  10. Pete | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    AKA the Burrito Brothers.

  11. seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Men’s needs.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So you think your boss is an arsehole?

  13. seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We also do peinting.

  14. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Has anyone rung the number for a quote.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought that type of phone number looked familiar. They’re in Sydney, Australia!

  16. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    After a night out eating curry, they can spray it on from twenty paces.

  17. seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Where’s the toilet, Madam? We ran out of brown.

  18. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0411.
    Not necessarily my Mob# stares with 0411 and I’m in Brissie. For landline NSW = 07 STD code.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    His brown overalls are in the wash.

  20. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha. I just rang it. I got a recorded message, but he sounds Asian.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:14 am: I should have mentioned, after I noticed the mobile number I googled the name. It says Sydney.

  22. Marum | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Du Du Painting Services Pty Limited – Painting And Coating … – Infobel
    https://www.infobel.com › … › Sydney
    Du Du Painting Services Pty Limited – Painting And Coating Companies, Sydney, 2071, Fairlight Avenue 24, Australia, Infobel.AU, Infobel.Com.

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Appry by splay, blush or loller.

  24. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll get you a quote manana.

  25. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mañana es otro día.

    Insanee laughter

  26. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    HOLLY FERK!!” he rang me back.

  27. Yu No Hoo | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Great job, lads.

  28. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Improve the assthetics of your home.

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget to fill the cracks before painting.

  30. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy to be number 2 in the industry.

  31. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess what our plasterer uses.

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:29 am: Must’ve logged your call.

  33. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve met some champion sh*t stirrers in my time.

  34. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We can paint your chairs, but we’d rather paint your stools.

  35. Frank Burns | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I like the way they used corn for texture…….

  36. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you hate runs in your paintwork?

  37. Yu No Hoo | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum 4:02 am

    After the first two coats they apply a turd.

  38. Pete | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll trot on over to du the job for ya!

  39. seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just Du It.

  40. Marum | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Do what you du du well♪

  41. Classic Steve | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When the wearer turns around, we see a chimp face.

  42. Big Fat Cat | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go along the path of the DoDo birds.

  43. Long Tom | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    A company founded by George H. W. Bush, who used the phrase “deep du-du” when talking on television.

  44. Marum | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Re the coffee a few days ago.

    Once again we are two countries, this time, not separated by a common language, but by un-common expectations. I could not understand wha.t you meant by a can of coffee. Our machines gurgle away, and make it on the spot.
    It can’t be that or the can would erupt like a well shaken can of Guiness/a minature Mt Vesuvius, and coat you with scalding froth. Talk about Pyroclastic flows.
    While I do not suffer from rampant katsaridaphobia. My choice would be, not to imbibe of the body fluids of Cockroaches. Although, to grant them their due, they are probably high in protein.

  45. Marum | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT It cant be that hot

  46. Marum | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hehe. About the Cockroaches. So saith the logical engineering side of my brain. The other side feels like chundering.

  47. Marum | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC 1115. Reverse evacuation. (evolution)

  48. Pete | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum,

    This may help:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4KbQz1vGXKk

  49. Pete | 6:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Or this:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi_F29S5HNg

    Hit the button and the hot SEALED can of pre-made coffee drops down.
    And yes it is HOT. Pop the top, and you have hot coffee ready to drink.
    And a hand warmer in cold weather.

  50. Marum | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: Sōdesu ka

  51. Marum | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In explanation. I once put a can of tomato juice into an induction heater. (For heating bearings before pressing them on a shaft)

    I put a 1/8″ steel shield around it. (foresight no?) It went off like the morning cannon. That is why I was suspicious of the coffee.

  52. Pete | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ROTFLMAO!

  53. Droll not Troll | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Their work is out of this world; they get supplies from Uranus.

  54. Pete | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Sō desu ne.

  55. Lora | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    On lunch break he orders the pu-pu platter.

  56. UCity | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For when the sh*t hits the fan.

  57. Marum | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW .EDIT
    07 = QLD

    02 = NSW

  58. Pete | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear they hired two Italian painters as partners and renamed the company “Du Wop, Du Wop”.

    OK that was bad. Caffeine must be wearing off.

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