Area known for falling safes…

posted on 11 Jun 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

safe-needing-attention

Photo courtesy of Anita Bernsteiner.
Found in China. 

28 captions

  1. seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    ATTENTION: Safe needed

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    Water and fools are a bad combination.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    Found at the river bank.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    I see your problem. A safe needs the kind of lock that doesn’t have water..

  5. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Let’s flood

  6. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Falling down gently not recommended

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    In the water? It’s a Chubb, dummy, not a chub!

  8. Running Comment | 4:15 am |

    I am so weary of needy safes

  9. Marum | 4:17 am |

    It may be safe to you.
    But I wouldn’t swim in a cesspool.

  10. Marum | 4:19 am |

    This is the effluent of the affluent.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    … through no vault of its own.

  12. Running Comment | 4:22 am |

    Is your safe seeking attention ? Have you been neglecting it, or is it just a wee bit narcissisistic ?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    I tried to be a safe driver, but safes have terrible fuel economy and they handle like crap!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    Funny, I’ve never seen a safe standing at ease.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    OK, I’ll cheque on it.

  16. Eggrish | 4:38 am |

    Drown carefully while attending safe.

  17. Marum | 4:40 am |

    It’s sinking into the uuuuuuuuuuus.

  18. Marum | 4:43 am |

    With nothing to cheque it, the safe vaulted over the fence, to see if it could retain its liquidity, and float a loan.

  19. coffeebot | 5:04 am |

    Caution: Safety Zone

  20. Marum | 7:20 am |

    Is it steel in the water/

  21. Long Tom | 7:35 am |

    There might be a flattened coyote underneath it.

  22. Pete | 7:52 am |

    @Long Tom 7:35 am,

    Especially if the safe was made by Acme!

  23. Pete | 7:54 am |

    ♪Zhou, Zhou, Zhou of the River,
    Watch out for that….SAFE! ♪

    (sung to the tune of George of the Jungle)

  24. Pete | 12:12 pm |

    @Running Comment:

    I found AERU for you.
    Take a look back on the beer post comments.

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:33 pm |

    @Marum | 7:20 am: Yes, ironically…

  26. Christian | 5:34 am |

    Safe should get professional help.

  27. iLock | 3:12 am |

    Danger needs space.

  28. Peter Chan | 5:58 am |

    ATTENTION:
    Safe in danger, somebody please help!

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