Don’t expect them to sit still…

posted on 7 Jun 2018 in Chinglish

childern

Too small for adluts.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Markey.
Found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful though of sitting on the daggy

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bet the dog is

  3. seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One more perky for childern

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When Ern was a child, he had 3 chairs.

  5. DrLex | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s make new product!
    Step 1: pick random English words.
    Step 2: introduce spelling error in at least one of the words.
    Step 3: ship it!
    Step 4: profit!

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    From the look on the dog’s face, I think they misspelled ¿porque?

  7. Nonsuch Ned | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    part of the 101 Damnations set.

  8. Pete | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    OK Kids.
    When the nice man at the Lectren starts talking, you all need to sit still and be quiet.

  9. Frank Burns | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Were these inspected by Chairman Mao?

  10. Marum | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is perky a Turkey on steroids.

  11. Marum | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0501. Why? Debido a los monos.

  12. Marum | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If girls sit on the pink chairs, the cold wet nose will give them quite a start.

  13. Classic Steve | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Adulthood ruins all kinds of innocent words.

  14. Marum | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve 0720. It is a constant source of amazement, that children never seem to get as much fun out of childhood, as adults do out of adultery.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That dern dog is on the furniture again.

  16. Lora | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Curella Derville, Curella Derville…If she doesn’t scare you, no ervil thing will…

  17. Filboid | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Perky! Timmy fell off the chair! Go get help!

  18. Droll not Troll | 1:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perky or twerky? You be the judge.

  19. Marum | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THREE CHAIRS FOR THE PINK BLUE AND PINK

  20. Marum | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then the toast: TO THE KINK

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