May also carry a concealed comb.

posted on 14 Jun 2018 in Clothing

scissors

Photo courtesy of Charles Frederick.
Spotted in Japan. 

46 captions

  1. Running Comment | 4:03 am |

    The Man Behind the Scissors appears to be having a beer.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Edward, you shouldn’t have

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |

    Sorry sir, you’re cut off.

  4. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Better a beer than an axe

  5. seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    More like ‘The Man Behind the Teeth’

  6. Running Comment | 4:10 am |

    “Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it.”

    – Winston Churchill

  7. seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    I’m worried about the man in front of the scissors.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    Worst selfie ever.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    That’s who’s to blame for cutting off the top of your head!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Cutting comment is made at here!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Confucius say- Man behind scissors should chose better hiding place.

  12. Pete | 4:34 am |

    Too wimpy. Go Bold.
    Be the gardener behind the clipping shears.
    Or the shepherd behind the wool shears!

  13. Marum | 4:48 am |

    It’s the barbarian of Seville.

  14. seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    Go home The Man, you’re drunk

  15. Marum | 4:51 am |

    FIGARO

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    You young snipperwhapper!

  17. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |

    He’s no Scrappy Coco though.

  18. Marum | 5:10 am |

    @FB . As long as he isn’t the Vulgar Boatman.

  19. Marum | 5:11 am |

    You could hear him swearing from the Danube.

  20. Marum | 5:22 am |

    🎶Rasori e pettini, lancette e forbici,
    al mio comando tutto qui sta.
    V’è la risorsa, poi, del mestiere
    colla donnetta… col cavaliere…🎺

  21. Marum | 5:31 am |

    BTW. verse from Figaro

    forbici (It) = scissors.

  22. Pete | 5:44 am |

    @Marum 5:10,

    From Vulgaria?

  23. Pete | 5:46 am |

    ♪ Bar, bar, bar, bar barber man,
    bar, bar, bar, bar barber man…. ♪

  24. Marum | 5:54 am |

    Circumcisions done while you wait.

  25. Marum | 6:02 am |

    Matthew Flinders cicumcized Tasmania in 1799.

  26. Marum | 6:11 am |

    After that warm-up, he circumcised Australia from 1801 – 1803.

    Actually a very good book for they who are interested in Aust history:

    My Love Must Wait. The story of Matthew Flinders voyages. “My Love” was his wife. For the Admiralty would not allow him to bring her with him, on the voyage from England.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:18 am |

    @Marum | 6:02 am: With a 60ft clipper, I heard.

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:19 am |

    @Pete | 5:46 am: By the Bleach Boys?

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:25 am |

    “The Man’s Behind”- the Scissor Sisters. 😛

  30. Pete | 7:08 am |

    @DnT 6:18,

    Yup. Ya beat me to that, mate.
    🙂

  31. Pete | 7:09 am |

    @Marum 5:54,

    First Japanese Mohel I’ve ever seen!

  32. Pete | 7:14 am |

    Adapted from The Wizard of Oz:

    Barber:
    ♪ ♪ ♪
    Clip, clip here
    Clip, clip there
    We give the roughest claws
    That certain air of savoir faire
    In the merry old land of…

    Customer:

    “OUCH! Owww….!!!!!”

    Barber:
    “Oh, dear…”

  33. Running Comment | 8:51 am |

    Burma shave, anyone ?

  34. Yu No Hoo | 10:14 am |

    He hates rock.

  35. Wax Frog | 11:28 am |

    I’m starting with the man behind the scissors… I’m asking for a permanent wave…

  36. Wax Frog | 11:30 am |

    @Pete 5:46 AM – so he’s the one Benny Lava fought!

  37. Long Tom | 1:22 pm |

    Hope his name is not Sweeney Todd!

  38. Eggrish | 1:44 pm |

    > seventy2rd o clock
    > More like ‘The Man Behind the Teeth’

    The man behind the inscissors :p

  39. Pete | 8:41 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo 10:14,

    But he loves paper…

  40. Droll not Troll | 12:42 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 10:14 am: He’s into (w)rap.

  41. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |

    @ Pete 8:41 pm

    Probably just won a kirigami contest.

  42. Pete | 4:50 am |

    @YNH 4:15 am,

    Hai. Soh deshou.

  43. Lora | 7:32 am |

    “When I got my hair cut the other day, my barber used a four-letter word that really offended me.”
    “What word was that?”
    “Oops!”

  44. Droll not Troll | 1:13 am |

    @Wax Frog | 11:30 am: HAHA! Had to google Benny Lava; I had forgotten that stuff!

  45. sam | 1:43 pm |

    #bandname

  46. iLock | 3:11 am |

    The man behind the man behind the scissors is the man having a beer.

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