May also carry a concealed comb.

posted on 14 Jun 2018 in Clothing

scissors

Photo courtesy of Charles Frederick.
Spotted in Japan. 

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  1. Running Comment | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Man Behind the Scissors appears to be having a beer.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Edward, you shouldn’t have

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry sir, you’re cut off.

  4. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Better a beer than an axe

  5. seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    More like ‘The Man Behind the Teeth’

  6. Running Comment | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Although present on the occasion, I have no clear recollection of the events leading up to it.”

    – Winston Churchill

  7. seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m worried about the man in front of the scissors.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst selfie ever.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s who’s to blame for cutting off the top of your head!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cutting comment is made at here!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucius say- Man behind scissors should chose better hiding place.

  12. Pete | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Too wimpy. Go Bold.
    Be the gardener behind the clipping shears.
    Or the shepherd behind the wool shears!

  13. Marum | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the barbarian of Seville.

  14. seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home The Man, you’re drunk

  15. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    FIGARO

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You young snipperwhapper!

  17. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s no Scrappy Coco though.

  18. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB . As long as he isn’t the Vulgar Boatman.

  19. Marum | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You could hear him swearing from the Danube.

  20. Marum | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    🎶Rasori e pettini, lancette e forbici,
    al mio comando tutto qui sta.
    V’è la risorsa, poi, del mestiere
    colla donnetta… col cavaliere…🎺

  21. Marum | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. verse from Figaro

    forbici (It) = scissors.

  22. Pete | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 5:10,

    From Vulgaria?

  23. Pete | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ Bar, bar, bar, bar barber man,
    bar, bar, bar, bar barber man…. ♪

  24. Marum | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Circumcisions done while you wait.

  25. Marum | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Matthew Flinders cicumcized Tasmania in 1799.

  26. Marum | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    After that warm-up, he circumcised Australia from 1801 – 1803.

    Actually a very good book for they who are interested in Aust history:

    My Love Must Wait. The story of Matthew Flinders voyages. “My Love” was his wife. For the Admiralty would not allow him to bring her with him, on the voyage from England.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 6:02 am: With a 60ft clipper, I heard.

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 5:46 am: By the Bleach Boys?

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “The Man’s Behind”- the Scissor Sisters. 😛

  30. Pete | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 6:18,

    Yup. Ya beat me to that, mate.
    :)

  31. Pete | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 5:54,

    First Japanese Mohel I’ve ever seen!

  32. Pete | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Adapted from The Wizard of Oz:

    Barber:
    ♪ ♪ ♪
    Clip, clip here
    Clip, clip there
    We give the roughest claws
    That certain air of savoir faire
    In the merry old land of…

    Customer:

    “OUCH! Owww….!!!!!”

    Barber:
    “Oh, dear…”

  33. Running Comment | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Burma shave, anyone ?

  34. Yu No Hoo | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He hates rock.

  35. Wax Frog | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m starting with the man behind the scissors… I’m asking for a permanent wave…

  36. Wax Frog | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 5:46 AM – so he’s the one Benny Lava fought!

  37. Long Tom | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hope his name is not Sweeney Todd!

  38. Eggrish | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    > seventy2rd o clock
    > More like ‘The Man Behind the Teeth’

    The man behind the inscissors :p

  39. Pete | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo 10:14,

    But he loves paper…

  40. Droll not Troll | 12:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 10:14 am: He’s into (w)rap.

  41. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pete 8:41 pm

    Probably just won a kirigami contest.

  42. Pete | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @YNH 4:15 am,

    Hai. Soh deshou.

  43. Lora | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “When I got my hair cut the other day, my barber used a four-letter word that really offended me.”
    “What word was that?”
    “Oops!”

  44. Droll not Troll | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Wax Frog | 11:30 am: HAHA! Had to google Benny Lava; I had forgotten that stuff!

  45. sam | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #bandname

  46. iLock | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The man behind the man behind the scissors is the man having a beer.

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