Prue turth…

posted on 13 Jun 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Ture_Love

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in China. 

36 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    If you had asked me, it would have been at the other end.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Ture her door. Precious

  3. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Turely you’re joking.

    I am not turely, and I’m Dudley Sirius.

  4. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Comes the man comes the woman Ture

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    Someone’s either getting married or having surgery.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Amature!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    @Marum | 4:02 am: Well, they both involve pumping…

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |

    It’s ture love. You can flee it.

  9. Marum | 4:28 am |

    “It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.”

    I notice having loved and succeeded doesn’t get a mention.

  10. Marum | 4:36 am |

    SHE: “Do you really love me?”

    HE; “Well I did it five times. Do you want a signed affidavit?”

  11. Frank Burns | 4:40 am |

    I keep it in a jar in the refrigerator.

  12. Running Comment | 4:46 am |

    My preciousssssss….!

    – Gollum

  13. Running Comment | 4:50 am |

    ‘Ture’ is a proper name in Scandinavian countries (Ture Nerman, Ture Rangstrom etc). I had an uncle called Ture…he died from heart failure.

  14. Marum | 4:59 am |

    An example of Australian women. I had been in PNG for two weeks working. When I got home, that night my wife asked me. “Hey, you don’t play uo while you are in PNG do yo? What a dumb w question for a woman over 40 to ask. (Actually except for the grog I drank – NO!

    It is actually the unanswerable question . If you say “NO” you;re a liar. If you answer “YES” you’re a bastard.

    So having a good imagination, and a good grasp of my native language. I replied: “You must think I’m mad!” – quizzical look – “One bitch is bad enough, who would want two?”

    Maybe if she had treated me better, she would have felt no need for such doubts.

  15. Marum | 5:02 am |

    Runnin Comment 0450.
    Heart failture?

  16. Marum | 5:09 am |

    Maybe it’s Turandot. Pavarotti bursts in singing Nessun Dorma at 140 decibels.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |

    Which would you prefer: ture love or tube love? 😈

  18. DrLex | 5:42 am |

    The sign maker has failed the Turing test.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    @Running Comment | 4:46 am: They’re talking about a woman’s heart, not her ring! 😛

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |

    You may know how to find a woman’s heart, but do you know how to find a woman’s “yet”?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RysLPnojaHc

    One of my all-time favourite comic stories from the late Justin Wilson.
    Don’t worry, it is SFW.- unless somebody misunderstands that cajun accent!

  21. Marum | 6:10 am |

    @DNT 0543. Well. Playing that side unexpectedly, should get you an A above High C

  22. Marum | 6:24 am |

    “Some love is fire, some love is rust. But the finest, cleanest love is lust.”

    (007 in Goldfinger)

  23. Yu No Hoo | 6:27 am |

    A foot fetishist wants her sole.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:17 am |

    You forgot the “tor.”

  25. seventy2rd o clock | 7:41 am |

    NOTE: In case of a heart attack, use a peacemaker.

  26. Lora | 11:27 am |

    I think the woman might want her heart back since she needs it to, like, live and stuff.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:17 pm |

    Interesting colour choice. The last 2 words could have been written with TURD.

  28. Droll not Troll | 6:23 pm |

    @seventy2rd o clock | 7:41 am: Colt .45??

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:26 pm |

    @Classic Steve | 7:17 am: Maybe a tad tooo subtle. 😉

  30. Droll not Troll | 6:28 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 6:27 am: Marum is a cat lover. We know which part of the woman he wants!

  31. McBee | 8:29 pm |

    Roses are red,
    Violets are buel,
    Spelling is hard,
    I’m going to hell.

  32. Eggrish | 11:30 pm |

    Because TortURE Love wouldn’t fit.

  33. Pete | 4:37 am |

    Ture love?
    Now in the Philippines that’s fair dinkum!

  34. Marum | 5:01 am |

    Turo (Tag) = lore; doctrine.

    Mahal kita (Tag) = I love you. (romantic)

    Ya sa lahat (Tag) = love ya all.

  35. Marum | 5:05 am |

    Perhaps:

    Love all = mahal ng lahat na (Tag)

  36. Peter Chan | 6:09 am |

    Timely Freudian slip.

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