Terminal should try vaping…

posted on 12 Jun 2018 in Signs

giving-up-smoking

That’s nothing: the tower is still hooked on meth.

Photo courtesy of Brad Ryall.
Found in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s not smoke

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Get your butt outside.

  3. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Air is for smoking

  4. seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Too late – the outside is terminally ill.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Less chance of getting a terminal illness.

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Never give up, terminal!

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I gave up smoking to train.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It won’t go ashtray with that decision.

  9. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    But we all know that Electronics is only smoke. When you see all the smoke leak out of a component, it no longer works.

  10. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    When I was a young bloke, they used to call cigarettes “coffin nails”.

    I don’t think I’ve heard that term in 40 – 50 years.

  11. Running Comment | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Technically speaking, the fag is ON TOP of the X…so perhaps it is the other way around ?

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Running Comment | 4:33 am: Either way, the terminal is an X-smoker.

  13. Marum | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve supplied the solution. Inhale a few lines.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That explains the patches on the walls.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It was tired of cigarettes in plane packaging.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am: Switched to choo-chooing tobacco?

  17. Running Comment | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I see a fire extinguisher in the background….an effective albeit somewhat messy way to give up smoking.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll 4:57 am

    Naw, I’m going coal turkey.

  19. Marum | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0457. Jeez! It sure would be inadvisable to light it before chewing it.

  20. Marum | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you smoke after intercourse?

    “No! But I raise a fair sweat in the summer months.”

  21. Marum | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “So, Walt. What did you bring back from the New World?”

    ‘Well, I err brought back this weed.’

    “OH yeah Walt. Whadda’ you do with it? WHAT!! You put it in your mouth? What then do you set fire to it? WHAAATT? You do? Geez Walt, you’re on a winner there.”

    Bob Newhart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDxAzVEbN4

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:27 am: Honest engine? You’ll earn my es-steam if you do!

  23. Pete | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    X-smokes for the X-Men.

  24. Pete | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought clean air wasn’t supposed to be terminal!

  25. Pete | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 5:59 am,

    The version I heard in my youth was:

    Woman: “Do you smoke after sex?”

    Man: “Well, gee, I dunno. I never looked! (Lifts the covers to take a peek…)

  26. Yu No Hoo | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll 6:59 am

    I decided to give my lungs some tender loving care.

  27. seventy2rd o clock | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen in ‘Terminal X’.

  28. Eggrish | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess we’ll have to wait to get on the plane to get high.

  29. Droll not Troll | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Really? I thought I just heard the P A system go “Bong”.

  30. Droll not Troll | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 7:41 am: I live in Southern Oz, and your version is the one I remember.
    The banana bender* version is a good one, though.

    *Queenslander

  31. Peter Chan | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Knowing that it was on the verge of terminal cancer.

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