Thanks for feeding my habit…

posted on 9 Jun 2018 in Signs

Habitual-Drinking

Please vomit responsibly…

Photo courtesy of Andy Morrow.
Found at Sapporo snow festival. 

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  1. iLock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    You’re welcome snowman -_-

  2. iLock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    * I meant o_o
    Can’t emote properly, I’m drunk.

  3. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But let’s start with a beer

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally some truth in advertising.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I may have too many but I’m an ice drunk.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy to oblige. Sorry about all the yellow snow.

  7. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheesh i’m piste

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Habitual drinkers should get nun.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home, sign, you’re drunk!

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We put the sign here for your sake.

  11. Running Comment | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The only Google hit I got for ‘AERU’ is the ‘African Elephant Research Unit’….the world is a bewildering place.

  12. Frank Burns | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They have since re-named it The Sapporo Yellow Snow Festival.

  13. Marum | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    PROSHPASHER WORL BE TRESHECUTED

  14. Marum | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    As was said at a Dean Martin roast, Dean Martin drinks moderately.

    Dino; “Yes. I always keep a case of Moderately under the bed.”

  15. Marum | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    2019 Sapporo Snow Festival will begin on
    Thursday, 31 January
    and ends on
    Monday, 11 February
    All dates are in Australian Eastern Standard Time.

    However Wikipedia goes on (Doesn’t it just) to say:
    The Sapporo Snow Festival is a festival held annually in Sapporo, Japan, over seven days in February. Odori Park, Susukino, and Tsudome are the main sites of the festival. Wikipedia.

    The disturbing thought passes my mind, that even the Nips don’t know, until the last drunken Japanese attendee, pees on the switchboard and puts the lights out. One might say; “Effectively trimming the wick.”

  16. seventy2rd o clock | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Please Drink Drive

  17. seventy2rd o clock | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t want to be late for Alcoholics Approved meeting.

  18. seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Have you been drinking, Madam?
    – Sheessh, Offsh- Offsher, hic, I wu-woud never-
    – I see. Carefully fall out of the car, please.

  19. Marum | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Running Commment 0457. Asante Bwana. If you were a Lophodonta, you may well find English, and Nihongo confusing. However, Kiswahili may be OK. Hakuna wasiwasi.

    Purrr…. Marum.(El jugadoe de ajedrez.

    My favourite quote from the Kanga: “Fadhila za punda ni mateke”

  20. Marum | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit: jugador. Not drunk just tired.

  21. Marum | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Speaking of Tyred.

    Quote: If it has tyres or tits, it will probably, at some stage, cause you trouble.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    People have been throwing snowballs at the sign. Habitual drinking spoils their aim.

  23. Pete | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Running Comment 4:57,

    I would have been happy to translate AERU for you but the webmaster quite unfortunately pasted the “www.engrish.com” right over the top of that first character and I can’t read it clearly. My guess based on experience living in Japan is that it’s an acronym some sort of neighborhood chamber of commerce comprised of local businesses which support the snow festival. Will try to translate the rest in a day or so.

    BTW I put a new reply to you about spanferkel and the Fed in the previous post, just FYI.

  24. Eggrish | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for alcoholism, please die safely.

  25. Pete | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Running Comment 4:57 am,

    FOUND IT FOR YA!!!

    https://www.japanhoppers.com/en/hokkaido/centralhokkaido/kanko/1957/

    Beautiful scenery, too!

  26. Pete | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, here’s the translation:

    First 2 rows at top mean:
    “Lots of gratitude to those who love drinking very much!”

    The 2 kanji characters in the middle mean: “Sponsored by: ”

    The next line is the sponsor, Kirin Beer, Inc.

    Final line means:
    “Made by: Urakawa Yushun Village AERU”.

    Whether it’s the beer or the sigh that the village makes, I dunno.

    And from AERU’s website, I can’t figure out if AERU is an acronym or simply means the Japanese very “Aeru” which can mean (depending on which character) “to be able to meet/get together” or “to be able to fit or match the situation.”

  27. Running Comment | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 12.00 pm

    Thanks – curiously, I believe I have been there, or a similar place nearby…part of a business meeting ‘retreat’ in the late 90’s or so.

    Small world.

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