Every rose has its thorn.

posted on 15 Aug 2018 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Todd Grant.
Found in Japan. 

25 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    It’s always best to come before the peak period.

  2. Marum | 4:17 am |

    Whew! That’s a relief.
    I thought it said PMT.

  3. Marum | 4:18 am |

    That’s OK luv.

    I’m an up and coming bloke.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    Ironic that the sign is missing a period.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    @Marum | 4:17 am: Same thing, isn’t it?

  6. Marum | 4:26 am |

    @DNT. Yup.

  7. Marum | 4:31 am |

    @Yu No Hoo .

    It’s about to have it. The “p” = pre.

  8. Marum | 4:32 am |

    0422.

  9. Marum | 4:34 am |

    Every rose may have its thorn. But this seems like a right pack of pricks.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    PMS® ? Now there’s an idea, ladies! Maybe if you let the registration lapse, the government will take it away.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am: Maybe the sign is pregnant with meaning.

  12. Algernon | 5:11 am |

    Not tonight dear I’ve got a headache

  13. Algernon | 5:12 am |

    In such a bad mood

  14. Marum | 6:34 am |

    I opened a door for one of the feminist lesbian (ladies?) at one of the Unis one day.

    She, snarling: “I can do that!”

    Me: “Oh! Aren’t you a clever girl then.”

    Well. She went absolutely friggin’ ballistic.

    Me, laughing like mad. “Gee. That worked better than I thought it would.”

    If you think the realization that, “she had been had” improved her temperament. You would indeed be living in a Fool’s Paradise.

  15. Lora | 8:52 am |

    @Marum where I live opening doors for other people, male or female, is something just about everyone does. It’s one of the reasons we have a rep for being friendly and polite. 🙂

  16. Frank Burns | 9:35 am |

    “Sure, but you don’t care about MY needs!”

  17. Marum | 3:33 pm |

    @Lora. 0852.
    Hehe, my love. Obviously, nowhere in the English speaking world.👾 🎇

    I notice German has not yet succumbed to this; “non-sexist speak rubbish”.

    The ship is sinking – PERSON THE LIFEBOATS.

  18. Marum | 3:36 pm |

    @FB 0935. You;re right! No one gives a stuff about your knees.😸

  19. seventy2rd o clock | 3:54 pm |

    Pre-Masturbation-Syndrome

  20. seventy2rd o clock | 3:57 pm |

    – Dear? Where’s my P.M.S?
    – I’m coming, darling!

  21. seventy2rd o clock | 3:59 pm |

    Oh … It’s registerd

  22. Christian | 12:57 am |

    … and not changing your mind.

  23. Peter Chan | 8:46 am |

    Thanks for visiting the illegitimate baby

  24. Eggrish | 11:54 am |

    Polite Menstrual Syndrome

  25. Long Tom | 4:09 pm |

    And on the PA system, songs from the Rolling Stones album “Let It Bleed” are continually played.

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