They’ve let me down so many times…

posted on 31 Aug 2018 in Chinglish

Hey, there was a sale on road spikes…

Photo courtesy of Vicky De Bruyne.
Sign found in China.
(Originally posted 8/21/2007)

 

28 captions

  1. Nicholas | 7:23 pm |

    Do not confuse them for hands!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:09 am |

    And take care of the nails

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    Wear a gas mask!

  4. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |

    I gave mine the boot.

  5. Marum | 6:10 am |

    But!! I don’t quite have one foot.

  6. Marum | 6:11 am |

    Punjii Stakes for fum, profit, and recreation.

  7. Marum | 6:19 am |

    Why all der Fuß

  8. DrLex | 7:32 am |

    They may take you places you don’t want to end up in!

  9. Marum | 8:11 am |

    I’ve been builded upside down: My nose runs, and my feet smell.

  10. Marum | 8:13 am |

    I would get all cross, if you put stakes in my hands and feet.

  11. Peter Chan | 8:44 am |

    Make sure your feet trip carefully on slippery ground.

  12. Algernon | 1:03 pm |

    Beds of nails are for sleeping on

  13. Algernon | 1:05 pm |

    Falling down gently out of the question

  14. Filboid | 2:22 pm |

    Might be gout…

  15. coffeebot | 2:40 pm |

    Feet, don’t impale me now!

  16. Droll not Troll | 11:22 pm |

    Make sure nails are only on your toes.

  17. Eggrish | 11:26 pm |

    Beware of feet, they’ve been known to step on your souls.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 3:57 am |

    Sign post at Crucifixion site.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:08 am |

    … especially when converting to metres.

  20. Marum | 6:19 am |

    Daddy! Why do I keep walking round in circles?

    Shut up son! Or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor.

  21. Long Tom | 7:30 pm |

    It’s not our fault that Junior spilled the caltrops!

  22. Chris | 7:13 am |

    Tootsie bishi?

  23. seventy2rd o clock | 7:54 am |

    These are not my feet – I have two, they’re not blue, and certainly not cut above the ankles

  24. iLock | 9:57 pm |

    You don’t want to hurt the spikes now!

  25. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Spikes in the “balls” of your feet, would hurt nowhere near as much, as having them stuck through the other ones.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:03 pm |

    @Marum | 4:19 am: Not in the eyeballs! 😛

    Speaking of spikes in balls, have you read “Callahan’s Con” by Spider Robinson, (how Tony Donuts got his name) or “Star Island” by Carl Hiaasen (what Skink did to the crooked property developer)?

  27. Droll not Troll | 10:44 pm |

    edit: “Callahan’s Lady” not “Con”.
    (same series, wrong book.)

  28. Marum | 4:51 am |

    @ DNT 2203.
    Nein. But it was one of the SS’s favourite tortures. They would stick fish hooks through them, then attach wires to the hooks, and hang the poor devil up. It was said by the French Resistance, that you could hear the bloke screaming, from a kilometre away

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