This isn’t rice… these are tears!

OW! My croutons!

Please use sushi rolls as earplugs.

Must be gazpacho It’s roar.

Hey, put a stock in it, will ya!

Aw nuts

It took a lot of heat after taking a leek.

Not soup bowels

Q. How does an Elephant cry.

A. It sticks its head between its legs and balls.

Soup doesn’t have balls.

Thai Red Curry with Chillies….Now, that has balls.

You would have to have cojones, to make these out of Noritake China.

– Waiter, I ordered cassoulet, not désolé…!

I will need to tip my sister-in-law, Tureen, about this place.

Waiter! There’s a cry in my soup!

Well, if the soup bowls, I bet the fowl bats.

After soup bawls, soup brawls!

@Running Comment | 4:45 am: Meals like that give me the runs.

Cust: Waiter, waiter! You have your thumb in my soup.

W: Oh that’s alright sir. It’s not hot.

Cust: Waiter, waiter! The coffee tastes like mud.

W: Very perceptive of you sir. It was ground only yesterday.

I know!

Camilla Parker Bawls.

Noodle soup comes with a set of complimentary chap-sticks.

Think I’ll have some matzoh bawl soup.

@Classic Steve 11:43,

Matzoh ball soup is tasty.
Now if you REALLY wanna cry, get some of that supermarket Gefilte fish in a jar!

Re my last post:

Buzzfeed’s Jewish Food Taste Test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYGGqTC_Us

ARGH shut up you noisy soup !

@Running Comment: Well there are baseball teams such as the St. Louis Cardinals and the Toronto Blue Jays.

Soups Don’t Cry

@Myself 4:42am: Looks more like a bawl weevil to me, sir.

They used to serve it with French bread but that was a pain in the bawls.

Waaaah! I asked for a salad!

Tears in the soup continuum, may enable faster than light travel, to restaurants in other galaxies.

Cust: Waiter. Do you know this soup bawls.

W. No sir. But if you hum a few bars, I’ll accompany you on the Didgeridoo.

If you eat two much soup, there may be one saving grace.

Tears in the Soup Time Continuum, may allow you to “let rip”, in another dimension

;The ring of confidence fire.&#

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