This isn’t rice… these are tears!

posted on 20 Aug 2018 in Menus, Signs

soup-bawls

I eat it every mourning.

Photo courtesy of Adam Yavner.
Found in Japan. 

34 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    OW! My croutons!

  2. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Please use sushi rolls as earplugs.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Must be gazpacho It’s roar.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Hey, put a stock in it, will ya!

  5. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Aw nuts

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:12 am |

    It took a lot of heat after taking a leek.

  7. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    Not soup bowels

  8. Marum | 4:17 am |

    Q. How does an Elephant cry.

    A. It sticks its head between its legs and balls.

  9. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Soup doesn’t have balls.

    Thai Red Curry with Chillies….Now, that has balls.

  10. Marum | 4:23 am |

    You would have to have cojones, to make these out of Noritake China.

  11. Running Comment | 4:27 am |

    – Waiter, I ordered cassoulet, not désolé…!

  12. Running Comment | 4:33 am |

    I will need to tip my sister-in-law, Tureen, about this place.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Waiter! There’s a cry in my soup!

  14. Running Comment | 4:45 am |

    Well, if the soup bowls, I bet the fowl bats.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 am |

    After soup bawls, soup brawls!

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    @Running Comment | 4:45 am: Meals like that give me the runs.

  17. Marum | 6:23 am |

    Cust: Waiter, waiter! You have your thumb in my soup.

    W: Oh that’s alright sir. It’s not hot.

  18. Marum | 6:30 am |

    Cust: Waiter, waiter! The coffee tastes like mud.

    W: Very perceptive of you sir. It was ground only yesterday.

  19. Marum | 6:39 am |

    I know!

    Camilla Parker Bawls.

  20. Pete | 8:00 am |

    Noodle soup comes with a set of complimentary chap-sticks.

  21. Classic Steve | 11:43 am |

    Think I’ll have some matzoh bawl soup.

  22. Pete | 11:55 am |

    @Classic Steve 11:43,

    Matzoh ball soup is tasty.
    Now if you REALLY wanna cry, get some of that supermarket Gefilte fish in a jar!

  23. Pete | 11:56 am |

    Re my last post:

    Buzzfeed’s Jewish Food Taste Test:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYGGqTC_Us

  24. Peter Chan | 12:56 pm |

    ARGH shut up you noisy soup !

  25. Long Tom | 3:11 pm |

    @Running Comment: Well there are baseball teams such as the St. Louis Cardinals and the Toronto Blue Jays.

  26. seventy2rd o clock | 3:21 pm |

    Soups Don’t Cry

  27. Droll not Troll | 4:43 pm |

    @Myself 4:42am: Looks more like a bawl weevil to me, sir.

  28. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    They used to serve it with French bread but that was a pain in the bawls.

  29. Long Tom | 7:46 am |

    Waaaah! I asked for a salad!

  30. Marum | 5:02 am |

    Tears in the soup continuum, may enable faster than light travel, to restaurants in other galaxies.

  31. Marum | 5:05 am |

    Cust: Waiter. Do you know this soup bawls.

    W. No sir. But if you hum a few bars, I’ll accompany you on the Didgeridoo.

  32. Marum | 4:49 am |

    If you eat two much soup, there may be one saving grace.

    Tears in the Soup Time Continuum, may allow you to “let rip”, in another dimension

  33. Marum | 8:06 am |

    ;The ring of confidence fire.&#

  34. Marum | 8:08 am |

    🎇

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