Foreigner access prohibited

posted on 7 Sep 2018 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Alex Roberts.
Found in Japan. 

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I don’t want enter the foreigner.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Too much information

  3. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    I’ll tell you where you can stick your refuse!

  4. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    Portuguese people who read this sign must be ROFL!

  5. Yu No Hoo | 5:49 am |

    It’s a violation one way or the other.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:53 am |

    “We don’t take kindly to those Hot Blooded types ’round here.”

  7. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |

    Even if they Want to Know What Love Is?

  8. Marum | 6:09 am |

    It appears that any Portuguese may piss one any Japanese found here.

  9. Marum | 6:17 am |

    How about, if the foreigner has a very nice bum?

  10. Marum | 6:19 am |

    Also. How about a foreigner entering a Japanese?

  11. coffeebot | 6:22 am |

    Got any Mexican?

  12. Marum | 6:26 am |

    Seriously. I assume this means: “Only Japanese may enter” Or something similar.

    Mt Portuguese is sketchy to nil. But I think it means – Only Japanese may put in.

  13. Marum | 6:39 am |

    @Coffebot 0622.

    For the Mexicans:

    Espanol: Sólo los japoneses pueden poner en.

    South American Spanish may be – un poco diferente.

    Purr purrr….Marum. (el gato que juega del ajedrez)

  14. Marum | 6:51 am |

    I really think it would be fun, to force the Nips to integrate thousands of Spanish people into their culture. Then see what happens.

    Both Spanish and Italians hate any pastime or sport, in which nothing happens sic: Pachinko, or cricket.

  15. Ageless | 9:33 am |

    ♫ You’re as cold as ice
    You’re willing to sacrifice our love ♫

  16. Peter Chan | 11:48 am |

    Ok, so let’s enter in the Japanese

  17. Droll not Troll | 11:39 pm |

    @Marum | 6:26 am: That’s pretty close to what Google Translate makes of the Portuguese. The Japanese are probably worried that foreigners will put it in deeper.
    /stereotyping

  18. Big Fat Cat | 3:59 am |

    Should put this sign on Canadian or EU border

  19. Marum | 6:25 am |

    @DNT 2339.
    Hoping perhaps.😼

  20. Marum | 6:32 am |

    Maybe this is what concerns them more. One can never trust those white devils.

    間違った穴 = wrong hole (I think)

  21. Marum | 5:33 am |

    A Japanese lady who hated gaijin,
    Would only allow Japanese in,
    When a foreigner tried,
    She damn near died,
    For it was the gama su that he put it in.

  22. Marum | 5:42 am |

    What I wrote previously was Machigatta ana. Now I’m totally confused.

    Help! Pete or anyone.

  23. Marum | 5:48 am |

    I think “gama su” is a made up word from the old golfing joke.

  24. seventy2rd o clock | 12:41 pm |

    OK I’ll enter someone I know.

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