Homeless the guy sometimes sleeps there.

posted on 27 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Maintenance the man has the key…

Photo courtesy of Chris Wooff.
Found in China. 

21 captions

  1. Running Comment | 4:10 am |

    – Rescue the room !
    – Which room ?
    – The muchroom !

  2. Running Comment | 4:13 am |

    Wasn’t that an old film with Helena Bonfire Carter…..”A Room with a Rescue” ?

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |

    Hurry or it’ll be curtains for that poor room.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    This looks like a job for….. Superintendentman!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    It got its door in a jamb.

  6. Marum | 5:00 am |

    Yes indeed. It’s going lound and loundel.

  7. Marum | 5:02 am |

    It’s a woom with a view.

  8. Marum | 5:12 am |

    It is not only the room which needs rescuing.

    A young virgin lady named Morse,
    Married for better or worse,
    But in the bridal suite to her terror,
    She found remaining chaste was an error,
    For her young man was equipped like a horse.

  9. coffeebot | 5:58 am |

    Is this the mens Rest the Room?

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |

    I was looking for the living room, not the dying room.

  11. Marum | 7:25 am |

    @DNT 0641. Could be worse.

    Could be a sewing room, with a couple of real sewers.

    BTW. The Courier Mail (our local rag) had an ad like that a few years ago, in the Jobs Ads: Wanted: Female sewer.

  12. Pete | 7:27 am |

    Due to the convergence of quantum forces beyond his comprehension, Building Superintendent No. 5 Zhao Hong, along with the entire rest room he was in process of renovating, were suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, and never heard from again.

    (Hat tip to B. Kliban and Salvatore Quanucci.)

  13. Classic Steve | 7:43 am |

    When escape rooms go out of style.

  14. Marum | 7:49 am |

    Speaking of rooms.

    Q. Why is the Tardis like a Vagina.

    A. It’s bigger on the inside.

  15. Marum | 7:50 am |

    EDIT: Because it’s bigger on the inside.

  16. algernon | 4:13 pm |

    Why what did it do

  17. algernon | 4:14 pm |

    Too much roominating here

  18. Yu No Hoo | 6:20 pm |

    The walls have it cornered.

  19. The Dude | 6:37 pm |

    In Soviet Russia, room rescues YOU!!

  20. Pete | 5:33 am |

    Rescue the Room!
    Yeti is here!!!

  21. Peter Chan | 1:25 pm |

    Rescue the room.
    Otherwise it will be mushed.

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