My snot is verdure today.

posted on 14 Sep 2018 in Toiletries

What else are the voices telling you?

Photo courtesy of Amy Cooper.
Tissue box found in Japan. 

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:07 am |

    It’s a bird

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Tissues for the color blind

  3. DrLex | 4:34 am |

    Must be tissues laced with LSD…

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:47 am |

    I don’t get voices, just the occasional bark.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    It’s a breath of fresh paper!

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    Sorry, I don’t speak leaf.

  7. Running Comment | 5:05 am |

    Speaking spinach ? Chatting chard ? Oralizing onions ?

    (‘verdure’ = vegetables in Italian)

  8. Pete | 7:12 am |

    RC 5:05 am,

    Possible others:

    Tattling tomatoes
    Complaining carrots
    Muttering mushrooms
    Prattling potatoes
    Argumentative asparagus
    Gossiping green beans
    Rumor-mongering radishes
    Blathering beets
    Lyin’ leeks
    and
    Grumbling garlic?

  9. Running Comment | 9:46 am |

    @ Pete 7.12 am:
    It’s a shoot gallery out there !

  10. coffeebot | 9:47 am |

    I’m gonna sneezs

  11. Big Fat Cat | 11:52 am |

    bird droppings has never been so refreshing!

  12. Peter Chan | 12:01 pm |

    And right now with the onset of a gigantic Category 5 typhoon we shall be expecting lots of gals and hurricans

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:42 pm |

    @Peter Chan | 12:01 pm: Stormy Daniels may be one of the gals.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:45 pm |

    @Peter Chan | 12:01 pm: If you’re on the East Coast, I hope you get out of this OK!
    (Watching developments from Australia).

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:48 pm |

    @Running Comment | 5:05 am: Surely, oralizing onions must be illegal somewhere!

  16. Frank Burns | 5:30 am |

    Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?

  17. Marum | 7:32 am |

    @Pete. The ABC were interviewing this Aust. lady living in Japan. When the winds were around 209kph, and she was watching the roof blowing off the house across the road, two Japanese rode past on push-bikes.

    You may have a logical explanation for it, but to me, of all the Asian races, the Japaneeseee do the strangest things.

  18. Marum | 8:15 am |

    The refreshing breezes blowing over the verdure.

    The problem is, the smell of the bull-dung, that is upon the verdure

  19. Marum | 8:23 am |

    Running comment 0505. Not thaat I speak Italian. Habla Espanol un poco.

    But I thought: verdure = greenery in general, as in: verdant (Eng)

    Or in: Giuseppe Verde = Joe Green

  20. Marum | 8:34 am |

    BTW. Green = el verde (Esp) (As in: The village green)

    It is green = Es verde (Esp)

    Greenery = Folagio (Esp) {or some word very similar}

  21. Peter Chan | 12:40 pm |

    @Droll not Troll | 4:45 pm |
    Hongkong here.

    Gal warning already issud. Could expect mor, even reaching hurrican forc winds in about 10 hours.

  22. Pete | 8:01 pm |

    @Marum 7:32,

    By personal experience, Japanese are one of the most risk averse nationalities I know. The bike riding scenario you describe is per my experience utterly atypical and out of the ordinary.

    Go figure.

  23. Long Tom | 9:29 pm |

    Years ago there were commercials for a brand of toilet paper called “Banner”, and it featured a roll of toilet paper that described how soft it was. My reaction to the commercial was, “I can’t wipe myself with toilet paper that talks to me!”

  24. Marum | 8:12 am |

    @Long Tom 2129.

    I bloody could. Especially if had the Prime Minister’s face on it as well..

  25. seventy2rd o clock | 12:10 pm |

    Tissues with issues.

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