She couldn’t have vegetables of her own.

posted on 18 Sep 2018 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of Ben Fabrislane.

Menu found in China.

18 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Gold snow fish clips… some kind of pee tapes from Norway?

  2. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    Just fry it!

  3. Running Comment | 4:12 am |

    Looks a bit rich… can I just have some wet sprocket on toad, please ?

  4. Running Comment | 4:16 am |

    Say ‘Flagrant wrong glass robster’ rapidly, ten times in a row…

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |

    They all want old adopted mother’s vegetables but nobody wants tomater.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    King Midas peed here.

  7. algernon | 5:04 am |

    A bit like a shower when your riding a bike.

  8. algernon | 5:05 am |

    Poor old mom, just stick her in the corner

  9. Marum | 5:18 am |

    Err. I’ll have the snow-job thanks

  10. Marum | 5:20 am |

    It’s easy to adopt a child.

    But, HTF do you adopt a mother.

  11. Marum | 5:30 am |

    Ninemsn News. Brisbane Tues 18 09 18

    Star student jailed after murdering her grandfather with a frying pan.

    I wonder how she fitted him into it.

  12. Marum | 5:34 am |

    OK! I’m the Shrimp which sources the vegetables.

    NOW STUFF OFF.

    GOD!! You are one terribly Crosstacean.

  13. seventy2rd o clock | 6:04 am |

    – Waiter! Old adopted mother’s vegetables just fry the shrimp mushroom.
    – They particularly must, Madam.

  14. seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |

    In my country, old mother adopted ME!

  15. Marum | 6:50 am |

    @algermon 0504. Wouldn’t you slip off it? With all that soap, and all.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:57 am |

    Mmmm! Fresh mustiness!

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:04 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am: That’s because nobody knows where she’s bean.

  18. Peter Chan | 1:03 pm |

    I must pass this one.
    Offer me grape must instead.

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