Don’t even think of the other purpose…

posted on 15 Oct 2018 in Chinglish


Porduct may cause unintended consequences.

Photo courtesy of Gavin Bell. 
Found in China. 

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  1. Running Comment | 4:09 am |

    – Excellent job – that should cover all possible cases.
    – Wait, what about people using it to do what is actually in the instruction ?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    I won’t use the porduct on purpose, then. Is it OK if I accidentally?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Use and don’t use. There is no purpose.

  4. Running Comment | 4:39 am |

    The People’s Home Porducts Co. is marketing both an immersion blender and a dildo using the same instruction manual. Whether you read the instruction or not is up to you.

  5. Running Comment | 4:41 am |

    @ Myself 4.39 am: …but be extra careful about porduct placement regulations.

  6. Marum | 6:25 am |

    In the People’s Republic of China.

    Product replaces you.

  7. Classic Steve | 6:58 am |

    There goes my weekend plan.

  8. Marum | 7:14 am |

    Rocos glingos. (Locos gringos)

  9. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Hey Mi Lai! Do you know that these instructions make no sense?

    No lound eye, but if you hum a few bars, I;ll accompany you on the Guzheng.

  10. Algernon | 2:17 pm |

    Enough of this othering

  11. Algernon | 2:19 pm |

    Porduct no other instructions are worth mentioning

  12. Peter Chan | 3:24 pm |

    Prease read the porfessional instruction carefurry before use.

  13. Droll not Troll | 2:49 am |

    Still makes way more sense than the Terms and Conditions for iTunes.

  14. Droll not Troll | 2:55 am |

    That purpose is our last hope.
    No, there is another.

  15. Marum | 5:02 am |

    An e plon is better than non.

  16. Eggrish | 12:02 am |

    Hi muggle,

    Do not use magic for other unnamed purpose.

    – Sincerely vague regards,
    Voldemort

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