Don’t make mistake on your own…

posted on 29 Oct 2018 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of James Hill.
Found in Japan. 

21 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Only a week between a bad one

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    How have they lasted so long

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    Go ahead — make my bad hair day.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    Not sure if I should try them; I’ll have to mullet over.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Ear cuts a specialty.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    The staff are a bunch of cut-ups.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    You want bangs? They have nitro shampoo.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    The activity can get kinda hairy in there.

  9. coffeebot | 4:29 am |

    Is there a Shave Whoopsie nearby?

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    ♪ ♫ Shave and a haircut, two bits. ♪ ♫
    Unfortunately, those bits are now separated from your body.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:35 am |

    Hair Today, OOPS tomorrow!

  12. Classic Steve | 7:19 am |

    Did you say “crew cut” or “crooked”?

  13. Eggrish | 2:09 pm |

    I think “hair oops” is pronounced Supercuts here in the states.

  14. Marum | 11:29 pm |

    Hair Doos anyone?

  15. Marum | 11:31 pm |

    Or for Engrish.

    HAIR POOS

  16. Marum | 11:33 pm |

    Q: What did the Aussies say to the Japanese barber?

    A: Eucalyptus.

  17. Marum | 11:34 pm |

    Is is but a matter of….Hair today, gone tomorrow.

  18. Marum | 11:37 pm |

    Cust: How much to get a crewcut?

    Barb: Depends on how many in your crew.

  19. Pete | 8:31 am |

    Just for those who don’t know, the katakana word “Mei-ku” (“Make” as in the above) simply means a woman’s make-up, in English.

    (As opposed to Engrish…)

  20. Peter Chan | 10:18 am |

    Yikes, I just had a hair cut in HAIR OOPS !

  21. Long Tom | 4:56 pm |

    I am reminded of a Calvin And Hobbes story arc where Hobbes cuts Calvin’s hair and does a disastrous job with it. During the haircut Hobbes says, “Oops! Hold still.”

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