For your comfort

A useful sleeve

Ribbed for comfort.

One size fits all.

Wait – PAIRS? I may have seen that video.

How big is it?
Well it’s a foot.

Where do I find the hens?

Especially popular with seamen.

I need a pair to match my dickie.

Once you go black…

If you don’t put them on right they’ll make you limp.

Make sure you practise safe sox.

Found in the Hosiery section……

Women’s whatever bodily orifice – uncomfortable. Pears?

Nothing to get excited about; they’re only short ones.

They’re for sale?
I’d like to trade mine in for an extra large please.

Love them. One pair of them, an entire foot long each!

Gives one in the front, one in the back a sole new meaning.

Somebody went off half-socked here.

Now I know where RHCP buy their socks

Mine gets quite uncomfortable from time to time, so perhaps I need a new pair

Are they already circumcised?

I suppose they only get hard when used for a week without washing…

I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers used to shop here.