Function as use it

posted on 4 Oct 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Diego Frare.
Bought in Italy. Made in China.

17 captions

  1. Running Comment | 4:07 am |

    My name is Pelucchi, Leva Pelucchi, and I approve of this product.

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    It’s a smasir in the family

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |

    If your balls are chipping, you’re doing something wrong

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |

    A century to function

  5. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    I’ve tried to use this, but the only thing it did was smasir everything fully to bits.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |

    Keep your bits covered to avoid ball chipping.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    That’s why I only wear cotton pants. No ball chipping.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    If I buy one online do I get free chipping?

  9. coffeebot | 4:43 am |

    It’s MORE than suitable for artificial goods!

  10. Running Comment | 4:48 am |

    If you need to use one of these on your entire family, I think you’ll find you are a llama.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Hey! All my chocolate is gone! I think they sent me a Lindt remover instead.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:28 am |

    Very good for family planning. 100% gualantee!

  13. Chris | 5:46 am |

    HULK SMASIR!

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:49 am |

    Why aren’t the instructions in Itarian?

  15. Marum | 7:00 pm |

    So! It’s OK for wood chips too? How about ,bulldust errr- sawdust.

  16. Marum | 7:54 pm |

    Approved by Silvio Berlusconi. He uses on all his mistresses first with great results.

    Daffynition: Mistress:= Someone who lies between a master and his mattress.

  17. seventy2rd o clock | 12:00 pm |

    Totally etc.

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