To be should check if they have a matinee.

posted on 6 Oct 2018 in Signs

Hi, I’d like to report an unknown thing…

Photo courtesy of Elliot.
Found in Japan. 

20 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Staff some are unknown thing.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    That confusion is expected to be or not to be should buy ticket for Hamlet.

  3. Algernon | 4:09 am |

    So is the ticket purchase advanced

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    I’d like to purchase time. How much for an hour?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    If a known thing occurs, don’t ask the staff none, nohow.

  6. UCity | 6:17 am |

    -Did a thing occur?
    -I don’t know.
    -Quick, ask the staff!

  7. UCity | 6:19 am |

    That confusion is expected does not change my opinion of their exchange policy.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 7:00 am |

    I like to buy a little time if an unknown thing occurs.

  9. Droll not Troll | 7:07 am |

    If an unknown Thing occurs, please ask John Carpenter.

  10. Marum | 7:37 am |

    No f—–g wonder confusion is expected.

  11. Marum | 7:44 am |

    It is amazing how one’a point of view changes.

    At 74 I would not mind purchasing a little more time.

    At 24 I would have happily sold some off.

  12. Marum | 8:27 am |

    If you bend over naked in the dark.

    You may receive an unknown thing, that will stuff some..

  13. Yu No Hoo | 12:30 pm |

    @ Marum 7:44 am

    Time is like a pint of beer.

  14. Eggrish | 1:22 pm |

    “That confusion is expected to be should check by telephone to a theater”

    Damn straight. Confusion just means Engrish is doing its job. No need to call the theater to confirm this well known fact.

  15. Pete | 7:05 pm |

    Please to define ”some”, Takahashi-san.

  16. Droll not Troll | 8:53 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 12:30 pm: Because the best times are expensive? The only beers I ever order in pints are like Franziskaner or Guinness.

  17. Long Tom | 9:21 pm |

    Wonder if you can buy time from the Time Lords of Doctor Who.

  18. Marum | 5:13 am |

    @Long Tom 21 21

    Dr whom?

  19. Peter Chan | 11:41 am |

    Customer: Time for sale? How much for a minute?
    Salesman: Just a minute?
    Customer: Yup, just a minute.
    Salesman: Um . . . hang on, just a minute . . .

  20. Marum | 6:50 am |

    A prostitute gets unknown things, for a known amount of time.

    A wife gets a known thing, for an unknown amount of time.

    A one night stand gets an unknown thing, for am unknown amount of time.

    A mistress gets a known thing, for a known amount of time.

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