Everywhore

posted on 17 Nov 2018 in Signs

Finally a juice for everywhore…

Photo courtesy of Heather Skiera.
Originally posted 12.27.2001.

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  1. Mellie Michelle | 1:36 pm |

    The only wine I drink whilst turning tricks!

  2. brian | 12:58 pm |

    Doesn’t everyone include everywhore?

  3. Harald | 8:20 am |

    I go anywhore and everywhore I want.

  4. Peter Chan | 12:28 pm |

    This juice is not available everywhore

  5. Running Comment | 1:48 pm |

    ♪ ♫….Some whore, over the rainbow….♪ ♫

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:04 pm |

    It’s a puta-tive tonic.

  7. Pete | 4:45 pm |

    Well, now THERE’S a little extra those soapland adverts in Japanese sports pages never mentioned before!

  8. Pete | 5:00 pm |

    BTW…there are a couple of grammatical particles in Japanese for the word “noni”.

    One means “in order to” (insert verb)

    The other is like “Even if” or “despite” (condition A), then (Condition B) will be the case regardless (of Condition A).

    Hoping this provides fodder for more imaginative Engrish comments here!

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:44 pm |

    @Running Comment: ♪ ♫ … There’s a lay that I heard of… ♪ ♫

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:47 pm |

    Everywhore…. comes in a bottle.

  11. Droll not Troll | 7:07 pm |

    Take #2:
    ♪ ♫ …There’s a lay that I heard of
    One sin I wanna buy. ♪ ♫

  12. Marum | 8:18 pm |

    For everywhore?

    Hmmmm. Must cure the jack.

  13. Marum | 8:27 pm |

    Noni Juice! Another food fad that seems to have almost run its course, here in Oz.

    In a long life, so far I have never seen any form of fanaticism, either dietary, religious, or political, confer any benefits on anyone…..Or anywhore.

  14. Marum | 8:28 pm |

    Drink Noni Juice, and you too can become a huge, fat, Polynesian.

  15. Marum | 8:32 pm |

    The is an old Nip in Japan,
    Who drinks Noni whenever he can,
    It made him not stronger,
    But his penis grew longer,
    So his wife was an instant converted fan.

  16. Marum | 10:12 pm |

    Sounds like an; “excusive or gate”.

  17. Marum | 10:16 pm |

    @Pete 0500. Sounds like an; “exclusive or gate”.

  18. Droll not Troll | 11:37 pm |

    @Marum | 10:16 pm: You sure, mate? To me, an EXCLUSIVE OR gate allows either, but not both. Maybe I misunderstand Pete’s post.

  19. algernon | 11:43 pm |

    Happy hour akimbo

  20. algernon | 11:44 pm |

    Another product bought to you from the Suck Ho Building

  21. Filboid | 1:55 am |

    Bottoms up!

  22. zankhana | 5:21 am |

    Some time ago I misplaced my purse, didn’t know where I left it. A friend suggested that if I recite the 10 commandments to myself I might remember. When I got to “Thou shalt not commit adultery” I suddenly remembered! Noni for everywhore……….

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