Folks can lift on their own time…

posted on 29 Nov 2018 in Signs

If your parents are over 1 ton, use service elevator.

Photo courtesy of Blukitty.
Found in Japan. 

21 captions

  1. Eggrish | 4:26 am |

    Folk lifts are for the Byrds.

  2. Long Tom | 5:23 am |

    No listening to that hippie crap when you work here!

  3. Big Fat Cat | 5:25 am |

    Is Fork Song permitted on the premise?

  4. Frank Burns | 5:59 am |

    After the “duct tape incident”, nails became the obvious choice.

  5. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |

    Peter, Paul and Mary use Uber anyway.

  6. Marum | 6:10 am |

    I can understand that.

    Using a Folk lift would folk it.

  7. Algernon | 6:19 am |

    But no electric guitars.

  8. Algernon | 6:21 am |

    Woody Guthrie sent me here

  9. Algernon | 6:22 am |

    I guess the lift is blowin’ in the wind

  10. Marum | 7:08 am |

    Well oil be folked.

  11. Marum | 7:20 am |

    &# 127926; We are all singing fork songs, and we have lots of folking friends,
    And we’ll keep on singing fork songs, ’till the folking singing ends. 🎸 🎜

  12. Marum | 7:26 am |

    The wooden boards will not be held on the pallet by nails.

    Because nails do not have handies with nails on them.

    Therefore; The wooden boards will be nailed on the pallet by hands.🛠

  13. Marum | 7:33 am |

    And if the hands fail to nail them on, we will give them folking sack.🍟

  14. Pete | 7:41 am |

    Pallet hanging on by its very nails…..

  15. Marum | 7:48 am |

    I once had a tenant who was a linguistic genius. In a statement of nine words he managed to use “folk” six tines.

    ergo; Folk me, It’s folking absofolkinglutely folking folked, folk it.”

    I believe he deserves to go down in English grammar.

  16. Marum | 7:56 am |

    Fork dancing is done by people on people, who can’t do folk dancing on forks.

  17. Marum | 8:09 am |

    A machinery maker named Linne,
    Made forklifts of mainly cast-iron and tin.
    They were as light as a feather,
    And in strong windy weather,
    They’d leap around like a Walrus on Gin.

  18. Marum | 8:27 am |

    A young folk-singer named Mitch,
    Used a tuning fork to perfect his pitch,
    But alas and alack,
    He was as flat as a tack,
    And his folk-singing was an absolute bitch.

  19. Long Tom | 7:28 pm |

    @Marum: What about angels dancing on the head of a pin?

  20. Marum | 7:36 pm |

    @Long Tom 1928. The angels may well be able to do that.

    I was imagining a drunken Walrus in a tutu, executing a pas de deux on a rock, whilst performing Swan Lake.

    Purr….Marum.(Die unglaubige Katze)

  21. Droll not Troll | 9:21 pm |

    Folk no lift? So, What The Folk?

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