If only they had more time…

posted on 13 Nov 2018 in Signs

Sorry, one life per customer…

Photo courtesy of John Farrier.
Found in Japan. 

19 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    Too many carbs

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    I est bread for life

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    One life sandwich and a Bloody Mary, please.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    The cake is a life!

  5. Running Comment | 5:46 am |

    One man’s bread is another man’s death….wait, perhaps it was the other way around ?

    One man’s life is another man’s bread !

  6. Frank Burns | 6:09 am |

    In the meantime, here are some stale Saltines.

  7. coffeebot | 7:09 am |

    Life to eat, not eat to life.

  8. Pete | 7:49 am |

    Give us this day our daily sandwich….

  9. Peter Chan | 12:56 pm |

    Waiter, I shall have nine lives, please!

  10. Marum | 7:58 pm |

    Sorry Tojo. I prefer hydrogenated vegetable oil. It kills yer quicker.

  11. Marum | 7:59 pm |

    How can that be?

    Cat have nine lives.

    Cat no eat bread.

  12. Marum | 8:31 pm |

    Japanese sleep in little cubicles.

    You call that life?

  13. Marum | 8:33 pm |

    LET THEM EAT CAKE.

    Marie Antoinette.

  14. Marum | 8:38 pm |

    Sire! The poor are revolting. Oh yes. Just look at the scurvy knaves.

    Louis XVI.

  15. Marum | 8:41 pm |

    BTW Louis and Marie were just 15 and 14yo. respectively when they were married. (Should have been a great love story)

  16. Marum | 8:46 pm |

    Louis was the king of France, before the revolut-i-on,

    Then they cut his head right off, it ruined his constitut-i-on.

    (from old Sea Shanty. {anon})

  17. Garst | 10:17 pm |

    Don’t fill up on bread!

  18. Droll not Troll | 11:18 pm |

    When I find life on my bread I usually throw it away.

  19. Joanne Gray | 2:38 pm |

    Life with bread? So the meat in the sandwiches is extra rare, then?

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