My uncoorperation directly relates to your convenience.

posted on 22 Nov 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

We can make it 5AM to midnight.

Photo courtesy of Sérgio Nogueira.
Found in China.

23 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    We wish you a happy Backwards Day.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    I don’t need water, I’ll take the pi$$ out of your Notice instead.

  3. Marum | 4:56 am |

    I always cut my water supply, wi a dram or twa o whusky.

  4. Marum | 4:59 am |

    Uncoorperation = when your pissed of guests arm themselves with machetes, and commence disembowelling the managent.

  5. Marum | 5:00 am |

    EDIT: Management

  6. Marum | 5:03 am |

    from the Latin; Corpus = a body As in Habeus Copus. literally; (produce the body)

  7. Marum | 5:05 am |

    If we catch you peeing out of the windows, we will cut of your water…. PERMANENTLY!

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    When the conduit’s repair we will have a Chinese fire drill.

  9. Tom41 | 5:39 am |

    Must be convenient to be uncooperative…

  10. DrLex | 6:14 am |

    We are awfully sorry if the beds are comfortable! We’ll replace them with splintered wooden pallets as soon as possible.

  11. Algernon | 6:16 am |

    Couldn’t give a toss really

  12. Algernon | 6:17 am |

    Room for water then

  13. Marum | 7:30 am |

    @Algernon. 0616. Aye. Ye have had a wee try wie the caber then?

  14. Marum | 7:32 am |

    Don’t wash your ar$e in the basin. You may need to drink the water later.

    Helpful tip from the manglement.

  15. Marum | 7:34 am |

    BTW. I never knew they tossed the caber in China.

  16. Peter Chan | 2:00 pm |

    You are most welcome.
    I shall remain uncoorperative.

  17. Pete | 4:39 pm |

    @Marum 5:00 am,


  18. Marum | 5:11 pm |

    @Pete. 1639. Yup. The last firm I worked for had lots of Sales Manglers, Service Manglers, State Manglers and the General mangler.

    Eventually, by sheer stupidity, and total self interest, they succeeded, and sent the company broke. It did cross my mind to extract some revenge, for playing fast and loose with my career. (I worked the clock round for 20 years for that company) But unwillingly, I let the idea pass.

    But geez! Did I love that job. I was the trouble shooter round the South Pacific, and the east coast of Australia.

  19. Marum | 5:15 pm |

    BTW They also had a CEO.

    Completely Elusive Obfuuscator.

  20. Marum | 5:18 pm |

    EDIT: Subtract one ewe

  21. Marum | 5:21 pm |

    I think though. If I had the good luck to meet any of those plicks in a dark alley, only one of us would WALK out.

  22. Marum | 5:33 pm |

    BTW. For all the Goon fans. The inscription o Spike Milligan’s Headstone:

    “Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite” = “I told you I was ill!”

  23. Droll not Troll | 12:01 am |

    @Marum | 5:33 pm Of course he was! Nobody who was right in the head could come up with that brilliant stuff.

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