Robots are getting out of hand.

posted on 30 Nov 2018 in Signs

And just like that we had to wait…

Photo courtesy of Margie Kent. 
Found in Japan. 

16 captions

  1. Frank Burns | 6:09 am |

    What did you expect on “All you can eat” chili night?

  2. Eggrish | 6:11 am |

    Automatic for the Poople.

  3. coffeebot | 7:00 am |

    Logical response to the auto-flush

  4. Pete | 7:43 am |

    Those crafty Nipponese. They think of everything!
    Who’d-a-thunk of a self-dirtying loo?

    (PS: Read the Japanese. They clearly meant to say “fully automatic”, hehe.)

  5. Chris | 8:05 am |

    High tech bathroom-it does everything for you. EVERYTHING.

  6. Long Tom | 8:34 am |

    You don’t even have to enter the toilet to use it.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 11:14 am |

    This washroom is foolproof automatically.

  8. Algernon | 1:31 pm |

    Your taking the piss

  9. Algernon | 1:32 pm |

    It’s as always asleep

  10. Marum | 6:26 pm |

    The have it delivered thrice daily.

  11. Marum | 6:26 pm |

    They

  12. Marum | 6:37 pm |

    The head engineer Minutsa Tonoffa, realized the automatic toilet had teething problems, when the automatic bum wiper, removed his testicles in one foul swipe.

  13. Marum | 6:21 am |

    AhitotoTanakas Goddess Model Automatic toilet had to be recalled. (women’s only model) Several hundred men sat on their lady’s toilet, and had their assets smashed and removed. It appears the the arm which pats off the last few drops using a disposable pad, was the problem. Due to the difference in clearance there between men and women, their testicles were smashed into the lower part of their pelvic bone Due to this their family jewels were forced into the mechanism, which then retracted, neatly removing them.

    Ahito Tanakas = a hit to ta’ nakas.

  14. Droll not Troll | 9:12 pm |

    …but we’ll carry on, under turd.

  15. Droll not Troll | 9:16 pm |

    @Marum | 6:37 pm: *puts on Grammar Nazi hat* The phrase is: one FELL swoop. 😉
    Archaic use of “fell” meaning “deadly”.
    The kids will probably resurrect that one, one day.

  16. Peter Chan | 5:39 pm |

    Disabled Toilet, as always

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