Wish I never understood Rooster.

posted on 3 Nov 2018 in Clothing

I’m glad he only talks once in the morning.




Photo courtesy of Jeff Smith.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

28 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    What is the time of growth of your cock rooster?

  2. coffeebot | 4:07 am |

    Rooster made more sense when all he said was “cockadoodledoo”

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Well hello big boy

  4. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    Well would you let them loose in the hen house

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:36 am |

    Ending up at KFC is not so clever.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:53 am |

    What’s wrong with it? All the Os are upside down!

  7. Chris | 6:17 am |

    “Don’t get cocky, kid.”

  8. Tom41 | 9:56 am |

    Help! I don’t know my capability, and the rooster is shouting at me!

  9. Eggrish | 2:32 pm |

    Is this a Nintendo Cucco? It even says “Please Understand” like its former CEO so I’m inclined to believe it is!

  10. Droll not Troll | 2:32 pm |

    Is your Capability Brown?

  11. Pete | 4:07 pm |

    That’s one cocky rooster!

  12. Marum | 1:18 am |

    It’s Foghorn Leghorn.

  13. Marum | 6:48 am |

    “I say boy.”

  14. Marum | 8:02 am |

    My lady preferred growth to showth.

  15. Pete | 8:25 am |

    I say, I say, this boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off!
    Kid don’t quit talkin’ so much he’ll get his tongue sunburned….

  16. Marum | 9:10 am |

    @Pete 0825.
    I see the same cartoons have bent your brain, as they have mine.

  17. Marum | 9:21 am |

    @Pete. At Primary School, the teacher was ill advised enough, to ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up.

    Instant answer; “Harry Secombe.”

    In those days, (1950s) teachers were unbearably pompous. They would write things on Report Cards, such as; “You are wasting food on this child!”
    I do wonder what mine read – possibly; “Your son evinces no desire to grow-up.”

  18. Marum | 9:31 am |

    Furthurmore: There was a boy in my class named Wilton. One day the teacher addressed him so: “Wilton! You are lazy, unreliable, undependable, stupid, and a liar. I can only suggest a career in politics for you.”

    Periodically, throughout my life, I have often wondered what became of Wilton. For in Australia, gross stupidity has never been a bar to a shining career in politics. In fact it appears to be a prerequisite. One has only to look at the composition of our Federal Senate to realize, that it is “adult child minding”, for retired, and half potty, old lawyers.

  19. Pete | 2:41 pm |


    Errrr….”Harry Secombe?”
    says Pete, scratchin’ his US East Coast noggin…

    Either I’m missing something so blindingly obvious I can’t see it…in which case perhaps I oughta emigrate and lauch a new political career…or I’ve just encountered an unfathomable Australianism I’ve never heard before.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:04 pm |

    @Pete | 2:41 pm: I assume you googled that name by now. You may also like to check out “Spike Milligan” and “The Goon Show”. Better known in Britain and Australia than the US; I loved their crazy humour, too.
    You were probably aware of Peter Sellers. who was also involved in the Goons phenomenon..

  21. Pete | 6:43 pm |


    Loved Peter Sellers.
    One of the most talented comedians ever.

    Actually haven’t googled it yet but will tomorrow.
    Exhausting 90 min commute each way to & from work today.
    Will google it tomorrow.

  22. Marum | 7:38 pm |

    @Pete . Goon but Not Forgotten.

    Best of British humour. Harry Secombe = Neddy Seagoon.

    Neddy Seagoon to German officer; “If you don’t talk, I’ll sing the fifth act from Tosca.”

    Greenslade: “But Mr Seagoon. There is no fifth act in Tosca.”

    Neddy Seagoon; “See! You have less time than you thought you had.”

  23. Marum | 7:54 pm |

    @Pete. BTW today 05.11.18 is Melbourne Cup day in Australia.

    That is a day on which a whole lot of obnoxiously drunk young ladies, cavort around on a racetrack, wearing weird hats.

    Must be some sort of tribal rite for the whities. Perhaps; “White Women’s Only Business.” Simultaneously, they also run horses round a three mile track. I wonder why they see fit to punish the horses for this behaviour.

    Ah! White-men do strange things.

  24. Marum | 8:12 pm |

    Q: What is the difference between a Rooster and a Prostitute.

    A: A rooster says. “Cock a doodle doo.”

    A prostitute says: “Any doodle’l do.”

  25. Droll not Troll | 9:43 pm |

    @Marum | 7:54 pm: Once again, Melbourne weather proved my resolve never to bet on races there. Bone dry track yesterday, flash floods today! LOL!

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:45 pm |

    Not totally funny, though. I dunno which kind of track is worse for the horses.

  27. Pete | 5:33 am |

    @Marum & @DnT,

    Looked Harry Secombe up. When (if?) I have free time other than to joke around here on Engrish, will have to try and find online Seagoon show recordings.

    Interesting celebrations you have there in Melbourne.
    A bunch of drunk white gals? Up here, New Orleans Mardi Gras comes to mind…sans the race track.

  28. Joanne Gray | 2:43 pm |

    What’s wrong with a plain old “Cock a doodle do”?

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