Clasp too much and extinction occurs.

posted on 16 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China. 

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    If a hand clasp doesn’t work, should I try kissing the flashlight?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    When we say Manual Guidance, we really mean it!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Cretaceous batteries are just not good enough.

  4. Algernon | 4:26 am |

    A torch for the dinosaurs

  5. Algernon | 4:28 am |

    A flashlight that piosons before it kills

  6. Marum | 4:51 am |

    I imagine if the batteries are extinct, as different to extant, then no one will have them in stock.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:02 am |

    Abnormal sound? So, what is the sound of one hand clasping?

  8. Running Comment | 6:23 am |

    I don’t see the point of replacing the new batteries…?

  9. Running Comment | 6:25 am |

    It clasps the fixed switch, or else it gets the abnormal sound again !

  10. Peter Chan | 5:13 pm |

    From now on, extinction will be a concern no more.
    Just replace with a new one.

  11. Droll not Troll | 7:38 pm |

    Clasp softly. Do not assault battery.

  12. Droll not Troll | 7:47 pm |

    Mercury CR2032 batteries may actually be extinct. On the card of CR2032s I have, it says they’re lithium.

  13. Marum | 7:53 pm |

    Don’t worry about the torch. It will see you out.

    It has a half-life of 170 million years.

  14. JJ HItt | 1:42 pm |

    I issued an abnormal sound but I did not irradiate.

  15. Tom41 | 1:51 am |

    “Forbid to irradiate eyes” – good advice for life there!

  16. DrLex | 7:01 am |

    Droll not Troll 7:47: obviously this flashlight uses neither mercury nor lithium, it uses uranium batteries.

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:58 pm |

    DrLex | 7:01 am: Marum may be right about the half-life!

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