Climb only

posted on 2 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Shimmy instead.

Photo courtesy of John Wilson.
Found in China. 

13 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    No kicky either

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    No climby lest you fall downy.

  3. Marum | 6:56 am |

    And np polishing the knob either..

  4. Marum | 6:59 am |

    Is this another invention of Takahito Tanakas?

  5. Big Fat Cat | 12:06 pm |

    that’s the reason why China fails miserably in street hockey.

  6. Pete | 12:53 pm |

    ♪ Shinny Shinny Coco Bop,
    Shinny Shinny Bop…♫

  7. Droll not Troll | 8:58 pm |

    It makes the authorities a bit toey.

  8. Droll not Troll | 9:04 pm |

    So you wouldn’t like a shinny peny?

  9. Marum | 9:48 pm |

    Shinny is what happens when you are stupid, or inconsiderate enough, to make love to your kerido’s pequeño y hermoso culito, without any lubricant.
    She – rightly so – may hate you forever after that.g&#128148:

  10. Marum | 9:50 pm |


  11. Marum | 10:11 pm |

    @DNT a couple a days ago.
    I am pleased you took my allegory “in one foul swipe ” as a play on the words “in one fell swoop”.
    Not many nowadays, are good at plays on words. I would say; Because they, only nominally, speak English.

    But I would guess, that by now, you realise that almost everything I post, is usually a play on words; From Spoonerisms to anagrams.

    I still like Takahito Tanakas ie Take a hit to the nackas.’ I think, if I had the misfortune to be introduced, in respone to; “O name wa?” to Takahito Tanaka san, I would fall on the floor laughing. I would leave the interpretation, to some unfortunate being like Pete.
    I do think the easiest way would be to tell him,was that I was dropped on my head as a little baby, and often do things like that.

  12. Droll not Troll | 1:35 am |

    @Marum | 10:11 pm: My internet has been down for the last 8 days (Incompetence at both the NBN and my ISP, from what I can see). I’ve been missing the fun around here – of which I can see there’s been plenty!
    BTW, Spoonerisms I get, but anagrams are harder.
    I’m a lover of crossword puzzles, as long as the setter isn’t a Yank. They can be so parochial!

  13. Running Comment | 5:19 am |

    – Shinny dip, anyone ?
    – Please, no !

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