Dutch ass can’t compare.

posted on 29 Dec 2018 in Candy/Gum, Signs

This ass can’t be beat!

Photo courtesy of Kenneth Bock.

29 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    Tight and firm

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Flem ish you say.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Chocolate starfish?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Must be the butt of many jokes.

  5. Marum | 4:22 am |

    I would be more likely to require it by the Centimetre, than the kilogram.

  6. Marum | 4:24 am |

    It comes with High Cs, at the very end.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Not just your average Hershey highway.

  8. Marum | 4:27 am |

    Gently, gently catchee monkey.

  9. Marum | 4:40 am |

    At least I said; “¿Puedo hacerle el amor a tu trasero?” to see if I had permission.

  10. Marum | 4:42 am |

    EDIT: Assked not said.

  11. Conventi | 4:56 am |

    Superior Belgian Ass = Jean-Claude van Damme ?

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:08 am |

    How much for a pound?

  13. Chris | 7:00 am |

    @Marum, 4:42 AM: Can I ass you a question?

  14. Marum | 8:29 am |

    @Chris. 0700. Yes I am hetero. ‘Twas my lady I asked, not my laddie.

  15. Running Comment | 9:17 am |

    I guess this makes sense, if one were to find inferior ass in the Netherlands.

  16. zankhana | 2:18 pm |

    Superior Belgian ass makes my Brussel sprout

  17. Droll not Troll | 3:46 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo: About 10 smackers.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 8:20 pm |

    That’s the end of White Supremacy!

  19. Droll not Troll | 9:27 pm |

    Belgians who think their shiat don’t stink?

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    200g? Superior to what – a gnat’s ass?

  21. Marum | 6:03 am |

    NOW! This is a subject, I can really get my teeth into.

  22. James | 8:01 am |

    Poopermensch

  23. Classic Steve | 12:01 pm |

    On the shelf next to the “Welsh lady ass fudge.”

  24. Long Tom | 8:11 pm |

    Next aisle over is for the fudgepackers!

  25. Droll not Troll | 1:22 am |

    Unlike whoop-ass, not sold in cans.

  26. Pete | 7:28 am |

    @Long Tom 8:11 pm,

    Are you using a term that stems from The Greaseman’s radio work?

  27. Droll not Troll | 8:21 am |

    @Long Tom: I guess my wording was a little ambiguous. I meant “Unlike whoop-ass, Superior Belgian ass is not sold in cans.”

  28. Peter Chan | 1:41 pm |

    No thanks.
    An inferior donkey would do fine.

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