When retreat is not an option.

posted on 23 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

I prefer about-face.

Photo courtesy of Anna Brown.
Found in China. 

26 captions

  1. Marum | 2:11 am |

    Homosexual soldiers are the best!

    The never leave their mates behind.

  2. Marum | 2:12 am |

    Well! I heard of a bloke who was a Rear-Admiral

  3. Marum | 2:14 am |

    Rear service? Could that be stores.

    ie Quartermasters Store etc.

  4. Eggrish | 2:47 am |

    Private Pyle-driver.

  5. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Just what every rectal propulsion supervisor needs.

  6. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    With that ring of confidence.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    It’s a crack team.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    It’s nice to know someone’s got your back.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    They go behind enema lines.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Watch out for the privates!

  11. Running Comment | 4:43 am |

    Reared in captivity but ready to come out.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:39 am |

    Trained assassins.

  13. Chris | 5:49 am |

    Headquartered in Manassas, Virginia

  14. Pete | 11:43 am |

    Why is the Greek army writing in Chinese???

  15. Pete | 11:45 am |

    @Chris 5:49 am,

    But not Assawoman Bay, Maryland?

    (Yes, it exists. Google it!)

  16. Big Fat Cat | 2:03 pm |

    So this is the true face of Area 51.

  17. Droll not Troll | 3:09 pm |

    @Marum | 2:11 am: The straight soldiers dig fox holes. 😉

  18. EffEff | 7:06 pm |

    Any of you old enough to remember former POTUS Jimmy Carter? His personal physician/surgeon (from his Navy days) was a rear admiral. He required routine EAR surgery, from his REAR admiral; and there were no shortage of jokes about that subject.

  19. Marum | 7:32 pm |

    @DNT Foxy??

  20. zankhana | 4:32 am |

    See Private Partts for Major Ben Dover and a dishonorable discharge.

  21. Chris | 8:17 am |

    @Pete, 11:45 AM: OMGWTF, I had no idea that place existed! Thanks for sharing-the information will be useful.

  22. Pete | 3:55 pm |

    @Chris,

    I was around 14 when I was with my dad on a fishing trip in the car and he pointed out the road sign stating we were crossing Assawoman Bay. I’m sure you can easily imagine how much I snickered at that.

  23. Long Tom | 7:52 am |

    I read that during World War Two, the Soviet Army had “blocking detachments” which prevented soldiers from retreating when facing the enemy on the battlefield.

  24. Pete | 6:37 am |

    @Long Tom,

    I read that any Soviet soldiers caught retreating when they were supposed to be charging forward were shot on sight.

  25. Peter Chan | 1:32 pm |

    I shall pass.
    Show me to the front-service department.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 7:25 pm |

    The Rear Admiral’s office is only accessible through the back door.

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