No logs please.

posted on 3 Dec 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

Stop and smell the roses…

Photo courtesy of Paul Kenny.
Found in China. 

22 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    The garden realy is sh%t

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    I waas looking for the one with straight logs

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I heard of spiral gardens, but this is getting silly!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    They use curled poo because they wanted a permanentculture garden.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    You need poo with a clockwise curl if you want to grow thyme.

  6. Running Comment | 5:23 am |

    – Look, a garden with a curlicue !
    – No, that’s a garden with a curly poo.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:54 am |

    They’d be better off trying for whirled pees.

  8. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |

    That’ll happen when you eat to many Arby’s fries.

  9. Long Tom | 8:37 am |

    I guess that’s where they serve pu pu platters.

    (Yes, this is a real term: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter)

  10. Pete | 8:40 am |

    Pretty sure that’s meant to say “curled POOL”.
    They forgot the “L” at the end of the word.

    Unless they were too cheap to pay for an extra letter.
    This is ASIA, y’know.

  11. Classic Steve | 9:54 am |

    They sure love that emoji.

  12. Marum | 10:54 am |

    “Cueied”? Does that mean it has beeen irradiated?

  13. Long Tom | 2:28 pm |

    I didn’t see the movie “Caddyshack”, but didn’t they have a scene where a candy bar got thrown into a swimming pool and it was mistaken for poo?

  14. Marum | 4:08 pm |

    EDIT; Curied

  15. Pete | 6:50 pm |

    “Cured” poo?

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    @Pete | 6:50 pm: I didn’t even know it was ill!

  17. Long Tom | 8:32 am |

    A reference to Marie and Louis Curie, who both discovered radiation.

  18. Marum | 8:56 pm |

    @Long Tom 0834We were taught in Primary School, that they were the first to discover XRays. Thereby paving the way for Non-invasive medicine.

  19. Droll not Troll | 1:18 am |

    @Long Tom | 8:32 am: The “poo” is what happened when they realised the radiation was dangerous.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 12:32 pm |

    That’s where Adam and Eve banished to after the Fall.

  21. Long Tom | 1:02 pm |

    Actually it was Roentgen who discovered X-rays, as distinct from other types of radiation, using a Crookes tube.

  22. Peter Chan | 5:49 pm |

    Designed to contain straight pee

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