Quarity over quanity…

posted on 14 Dec 2018 in Vending Machines

Choose one not feeling better: it will not satisfy.

Photo courtesy of Brenden Holland.
Found in Japan. 

20 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    I don’t buy suns anymore. They upset my asteroids.

  2. Marum | 4:10 am |

    A Sin Vending Machine, HUH!

    I guess it is merely a matter of getting the correct part in the slut slot.

  3. Marum | 4:13 am |

    must be me the cancelled line did not occur

  4. Marum | 4:15 am |

    EDIT ergo; slut slot

  5. Marum | 4:17 am |

    @DNT 0409 If you sit on the Polar ice-cap, you will get Polaroids.

  6. Algernon | 4:25 am |

    Let the states align

  7. Algernon | 4:26 am |

    Quarity that’s sun

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    Charity begins at home. Quarity begins when you’re out.

  9. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |

    Sun Vending Group must be one hot commodity.

  10. Pete | 7:45 am |

    OK, I’ll try some one.
    Are you volunteering?

  11. Long Tom | 1:05 pm |

    “Honey, bring home a quarity of Jim Daniels!”

    “No, dear, you’re pretty soused already!”

  12. coffeebot | 2:10 pm |

    Is satifaction quanifiable?

  13. Droll not Troll | 11:19 pm |

    So, after I choose one, who gets to feel me and decide??

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    @Long Tom | 1:05 pm: JIM Daniels? Can we assume you don’t know Jack? 😛

  15. Marum | 4:52 pm |

    @DNT 0400. The bloke I knew was Giacomo. As well as a great Chianti, he made a Grappa to die from.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    @Marum | 4:52 pm: Yes, some of those home-made Italian wines can be killer. One way or the other. ☠️

  17. Peter Chan | 5:09 pm |

    Pass. No more sun prease, give us a break !
    Hongkong here. We want some snow.

  18. Long Tom | 8:43 pm |

    DnT: Part of the joke.

    Plus I’ve tasted home made wine. Yeeeeech!

  19. James | 7:03 am |

    All products passed six sigma quarity assurance.

  20. iLock | 2:53 am |

    Why Don’t You Have Anything To Drink

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqwYQcV9mBg

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