Subset of the Grumpy Old Man Slipper Series®

For old man and dog

Not designed for comfort

For smorking with Donald in.

I hope this slipper provides ankle management.

It was a snap decision to buy these.

Looks more like “Bovver Boots”.

“Why don’t you pull your lower lip up over your head and swallow.”

As worn by Anthony Quinn in “Zorba the Greca”.

Greca slippers on his feet and a Smocking Gun in his hand…

Hey, KID!
Get off my lawn!
That ball comes inta my yard,
I’m a takin’ it, I’m a keepin’ it,
An’ I’m a dumpin’ it.
Capeesh?

I once had a snarling young female black kitten who grew up to be a cat who loved only me all her life. She didn’t even love my other cat. They both died at age 14.

I see these are made for they – who have two left feet.

@Algernon| 4:04 am: Did you mean “Smocking”? (see Cheetolini’s latest tweets) 😉

No I believe he used the spelling smorking yesterday.well that’s the spelling it the article I saw