Because bees would be crazy…

posted on 23 Jan 2019 in Signs

Nothing gets to your roots like ants.

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Miles Teves.

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  1. James | 4:39 am |

    It’s a godawful small affair, to the girl with vivid ants hair…

  2. Algernon | 4:46 am |

    Bully for them

  3. Algernon | 4:51 am |

    They’re on fire

  4. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    Step 1: Shampoo with honey.

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:47 am |

    They’re not ants, they’re spiders!
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratus

  6. Big Fat Cat | 6:31 am |

    I B. E. G. your pardon.

  7. DrLex | 6:53 am |

    Judging from that vivid color they’re probably fire ants, definitely the kind you want to pour onto your scalp!

  8. Marum | 7:30 am |

    Any type, as long as they are not pissants.

  9. Marum | 8:21 am |

    I was speaking to a bloke from the Qld. Govt..about 15 years ago, who was working on the Fire Ant Eradication Programme.. He arrogantly asserted that they had them beaten, and would not hear any argument to the contrary.

    Now that they are still spreading more than 15 years later, proves two things.

    ie; Ants are both smarter, and more effective, than public servants.
    And they are easier to talk to.

  10. Running Comment | 10:06 am |

    I have heard of bald eagles, but hairy ants…? What’s next…bearded bats ? mustachioed marlins ? unshaven unicorns ?

  11. Long Tom | 1:10 pm |

    Instead of the beehive hairdo.

  12. Marum | 4:06 pm |

    They charge an antsome fee for their services.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:08 pm |

    B.E.G…… Bright Emmet Gel?

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:31 pm |

    You’re an insect, hairy!

  15. Marum | 5:20 pm |

    @Running Comment 1006.
    Next they will be telling you that a Blue Whale has a ten foot penis, or an Echidna, has a four headed penis, which it does not urinate through. Or that female kangaroo can delay falling pregnant until she is ready, that she is able to determine the sex of her offspring, or if she has an older, and a very young joey at once, she can produce two types of milk simultaneously, to suit their individual dietary requirements.

    Yes. There is no end to the nonsense one hears.

  16. Marum | 5:29 pm |

    Actually, as the foetus only weighs about 0.3 of an ounce when it is born, and crawls from the vagina to the nipple in the pouch, the male kangaroo (a marsupial) has one thing going for it, that the rest of us mammals don’t.

    No matter how many babies a female kangaroo has, “they still remain a nice tight fkuc.”

  17. Marum | 5:33 pm |

    BTW. If you are stupid enough to tell your lady that….Be sure to duck.

    For she is sure to hurl something at you.

  18. Marum | 5:41 pm |

    Or safer still. Don’t let your lady perform oral sex for you, until she has long forgotten.

    Otherwise you may get severely mauled.

  19. iLock | 7:55 pm |

    Your hair looks so vivacious, so LIVELY!!

  20. coffeebot | 3:18 pm |

    You know it’s working bc it’s tingling.

  21. Long Tom | 8:33 am |

    I saw a book illustrating a female kangaroo giving birth. The baby is actually like a maggot whih crawls into the mother’s pouch!

  22. Marum | 12:09 am |

    @Long Tom. As you can see it is still a foetus when born. Thus, it has to make the journey to the teat in the pouch with alacrity, otherwise it will die of exposure.

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